When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians. You can wipe your ass with Hillary Clinton’s face, with Barack Obama’s face, with Mitt Romney’s face, you even have the option to clean your toilet with George Bush’s head. Well … Read more
Sometimes we come across products that are so simple, yet in their simplicity, they are among the top products we feature. This Nicolas cage stamp is simply a small stamp that allows you to place Nicolas Cage’s face wherever you like. The stamps design is taken from the “You Don’t Say” meme which is taken … Read more
We saw the Hilary Clinton action figure and the Barack Obama action figure come out a few years ago, and we’ve seen the Hilary Clinton nutcracker, well now it’s Bernie’s turn. From the same company that made the Hilary Clinton action figure comes the Bernie Sanders action figure. The makers of the action figures didn’t … Read more
The money maze bank is a sort of piggy bank where it’s super easy to feed your money into it, but when you actually want to take your money out to spend it, you have to solve a puzzle. The money bank maze works with a ball so that when you first get the box … Read more
If you’re looking for a creamy, rich, and delicious blend of coffee, you’ve come to wrong place. Really Shit Coffee is a bag of coffee that essentially tastes like absolute shit, and is pretty much the worst tasting coffee the creator of the bag could find. A perfect gift idea for the coffee snob we … Read more
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble getting the goods out of your bum. With my 3 defecations a day I don’t need such a book, but it might come in handy for girls who never poop, for … Read more
I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, “I’m pretty full”, and decided I was done eating. But when the waiter came by and asked if I needed more tacos, I caved under the pressure and got another plate. This will go down as one … Read more
Finally, the wait is over! The 2016 version of the pooping dogs calendar is here. There’s now no need to go around taking creepy pictures of your neighbor’s dogs pooping to make your own calendar, as someone has already done this for you. The 2015 Pooping Dogs Calendar was a big hit, as the calendar … Read more
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven’t made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a pillow blanket and alarm clock. To use it just tie it … Read more
Are you one of those unfortunate individuals that was born with Hairy Walrus Syndrome? Are you sick of being laughed at while at the beach? Not only because of your man boobs, but because of the ungodly amount of back hair you have, it looks like you’re wearing a sweater to the beach. Don’t want … Read more