There Are Human Feet In Sandals Socks For People With Ugly Feet

If your feet are filled with calluses, corns, are lumpy, smelly, filled with fungus, or anything else, chances are you don’t like to go barefoot or wear sandals. Luckily, someone else’s feet were horrendously ugly, so they made these unique socks that depict beautiful human ladies feet wearing sandals, that have perfectly painted toenails on … Read more

Hairy Chest Tie

Show off your burly man chest, and that bewhiskered treasure trail with the Hairy Chest and Stomach Tie. Discharge your pheremones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possibly the new temp as well. The hairy chest tie tie also comes in bodybuilder, pierced bellybutton, bare woman, and … Read more

You Can Now Get a Hanging Indiana Jones Rope Bridge For Your Cat To Lounge On

Whether we’d like to admit it or not, we’ve all been there. We’ve all wished we could cross one of those rickety rope bridges from Indiana Jones, while jumping to safety right before the bridge snaps off the edge of the land. Well, now at least your cat can with this Indiana Jones Cat Bridge. … Read more

There Are Now Sandals With Little Fanny Packs On Them

If you consider  yourself either a dad of 3 or a fanny-pack connoisseur, chances are you have a wide array of fanny packs as it is, perhaps even the DadBag fanny pack. Though when the fanny pack around your waist fills up, what then do you do? Nike has invented these ingenious sandals that are made … Read more

This Toilet Putting Green Lets You Practice Your Putting While On The Can

Avid golfers feel they need to practice every moment of their awakened life, unless they also listen to informative golf lesson tapes while they sleep, so while pooping they will still need to practice their golf skills. The toilet putting green lets you practice your putting skills while you defecate, lets you sink some balls, … Read more

These Anti-Theft Lunch Bags Makes It Look Like Your Sandwich Is Moldy

If only Ross Geller used the Moldy Lunch Bag when packing his delicious leftover Thanksgiving sandwich, the unfortunate event of someone stealing it would have most likely been avoided. The Anti-Theft Moldy Lunch Bag is a sandwich bag that has green splotches on it which makes your sandwich appear to be moldy to deter sandwich … Read more

This Toilet Based Kids Game Makes You Catch a Flying Poo After Plunging a Toilet

If you thought the Pimple Pete game was disgusting, you clearly haven’t heard of Flushin’ Frenzy! This game involves a toilet, plunger, and a flying piece of poop that gets you extra points if you catch in flying through the air. Yeah, I told you this game was a new level of gross…I mean fun … Read more

You Can Now Get a Leather Banana Holder For Your Bicycle

If you’re like me, sometimes you just need to have a banana, not now, but you’re going to want one later probably. But you need to go somewhere? Well luckily you have a banana holder attached to your bike. Someone made a fantastic and quality leather banana holder made just to attach to your bicycle. … Read more

Every Cold Office Needs a Cheeseburger Hand Warming Mouse Pad

If you’re like, your office has a climate similar to an Arctic tundra, chances are you neat a nuclear powered heater under your desk, or wear your winter jacket and snowpants inside at your desk while you work. Well, that may no longer be the case now that this ingenious heated mouse pad exists. Not … Read more