Merry Christmas, Shitters Full – Funny Baby Holiday Outfit

The Christmas Vacation movies are all classics. Clark Griswold and family sure know how to do vacations. That is to say they don’t do very well at all. Their holidays aren’t much better. One of our all time favorite characters is Cousin Eddie. He’s all class. Like that Christmas when he was emptying his septic … Read more

You’ve Been Poisoned Coffee Mug

There’s nothing more disheartening than downing a delicious drink quickly only to find out that you have just been poisoned. Ask any of the old kings and queens who are no longer with us. Oh, you can’t because they’re dead. It’s sad really. At least in this era, we generally don’t have to worry about … Read more

Oktoberfest Ride-on Piggyback German Beer Man Costume

Most costumes now-a-days require you to cover your face with a mask or some sort of apparatus. This is not only bad for breathing, but it also is hard to drink booze. Which is really what Halloween is all about. What happened to the nice and easy costumes that got a good laugh, and allowed … Read more

DadBag: Fanny Pack That Makes You Have a Hairy Gut Showing

If you’re a new Dad and don’t quite have that fancy Dad-bod yet, no worries, in due time it’ll come in. But in the mean-time you may want to consider supplementing with one of these DadBags. The Dad Bag is pretty much a fanny pack that’s made to look like you have a dirty hairy … Read more

Realistic Fish Sandals

You may have noticed that there is something fishy going on with this footwear. Yeah, I think that’s pretty obvious. These realistic fish slippers are so real that people will hurt their necks doing a double-take. Just slide your foot into the gill and enjoy your amazing new slippers, being slightly surprised that it’s not … Read more

Voice Activated Prank Stickers – Motion Activated Prank Stickers

These Voice Activated and Motion Activated Prank Stickers will help you make fools of your friends and family, or just strangers at the bar or airport. Stick these prank stickers on vending machines, hand dryers, water fountains, coffee makers, doors and more, and watch as the hilarity ensues. If there’s a better way to make … Read more

Solar Powered Light-up Mooning Gnome

There are three kinds of garden gnome owners in this world. Tier 1 are those that just own garden gnomes and put them into their yard or garden. Tier 2 are those that would seek out a garden gnome that’s mooning you (or perhaps a pooping garden gnome). Then we have tier 3 garden gnome … Read more

Toilet Timer: Bathroom Sand Timer To Prevent Long Pooping Sessions

Do you often find yourself getting off the toilet with red rings around your thighs, numb tingly legs, or a family member banging on the door because you’ve been in there for over 20 minutes? This toilet timer might help you decrease your pooping time to just 5 minutes. Basically a sand timer for the … Read more