Dumpsty: A Mini Desktop Dumpster For Organizing Your Desk, Made From Real Metal

Does your desk ever feel so dirty it feels like a dumpster? Well now you can put an actual dumpster on your desk to help organize it. Your desk already smells like a dumpster so an actual dumpster on there would feel right at home. The Dumpsty is a mini dumpster that you can use to … Read more

Floaty Pants: Hands Free Pool Float, Gives You a Thong

How many times have you been in a lake or a pool with a beer in your hand and struggled to keep floating with just one hand? Sometimes you have to make a decision, do I want to struggle to breathe and continue drinking this beer, or do I survive beer-less. These are tough choices … Read more

Tele 3D iPhone Case Makes Phone Look Like a Retro Rotary Phone

Unless you live out in the middle of nowhere that gets newer technology about 40 years later than the rest of society, you young ones probably have never seen a rotary phone besides in pictures. Basically it conveniently lets you dial a number in around 30 seconds time. Now you can turn your iPhone into … Read more

Sweet Cheeks Bleacher Cushion Makes It Look Like You’re Wearing a Thong

Watching your kids sports games is great and all, but those bleachers can sure make your ass sore fast! The Sweet Cheeks bleacher cushion is a novelty seat cushion that will both make your seat a whole lot softer to sit on, and make it look like you’re wearing just a thong while showing off … Read more

Feisty Pets: Prank Stuffed Animals That Turn From Happy To Angry

Feisty Pets are a set of stuffed animals that you can use to prank people by turning them from happy and cute, to angry and pissed in a split second. Normally, the Feisty Pets look just like any other soft cuddly stuffed animal, but when you squeeze the back of their head, their eyebrows turn … Read more

Realistic South Park Winter Hats From Burton

Burton is now offering the winter hats worn by the kids from Comedy Central’s South Park. The famous hats worn by Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are now available for everyone to wear with an extremely realistic look. Whether you’re looking for the Parka look from Kenny, a trooper hat from Kyle, or just the … Read more

If You Can Read This, Bring Me Some Wine – Christmas Socks

You’ve begun your post-holiday meal routine by lounging on the recliner with the foot-rest put up, and the back of the chair fully reclined. The only thing you could use now is a nice glass of wine to get a good buzz before you fully pass out in lieu of interacting with your family. But … Read more

Epic Bob Ross Painting Printed Poster

Little did you know, that under that blue button down of Bob Ross lies the chiseled chest of a warrior. You probably wouldn’t know since your eyes are immediately drawn to his beautiful landscapes and his happy little bushes, but the man was a straight savage. These parody Bob Ross landscapes take his beautiful sceneries, … Read more