Roach Clips: The Perfect Way To Prevent Office Lunch Thieves

If you’ve tried out the moldy sandwich bags and your office lunch thieves are undeterred from stealing your lunch, you might have to take more drastic measures. These roach clips might be your next best bet. Just clip them onto your sandwich or lunch bag, stick them in the fridge, and no one will dare … Read more

Kitchen Safe: A Timed Lockable Container For Sweets, Gadgets, and Vices

Sometimes after buying a new box of cookies at the grocery store, I eat about 6 of them and have to throw the rest in the garbage so that I don’t finish the entire box in one sitting. This company makes these lockable containers that will stay locked on a timer so that you can’t … Read more

Ugly Christmas Sweater Uses Your Smart Phone To Display An Animated Fireplace

The ugly Christmas sweater with an animated fireplace is a sweater that works along side your smartphone to display an animated fireplace within your sweater that actually crackles and sounds like a real fire. Simply download the app that coincides with the sweater, slip your phone into the secure pocket within the front of the … Read more

This Giant Front Pocket T-Shirt Lets You Store Beer or Snuggle Puppies

Have you ever wanted to carry your dog in a giant front pocket on your t-shirt? Ever wanted to carry around a cooler full of ice and beer right in front of you? Ever needed a mobile trash can that follows you around and is always in front of you? This giant front pocket t-shirt … Read more

Christmas Character Life-size Cardboard Cutouts

When comes to decorating for Christmas, there’s just never enough decorations you can put up. Whether it’s Christmas lights, ornaments on the tree, or just random tchotchkes, the more the merrier I say. So you might as well get one of these Christmas character life-size cardboard cutouts to stand next to your tree to help … Read more

Hairy Chest and Tattoos Ugly Christmas Sweater

We’ve seen our share of ugly Christmas sweaters around here. We’ve even seen some fugly ones. But none are as grimy and nasty as this Hairy Chest and Tattoos Ugly Christmas Sweater. There’s just something about seeing a grown man’s hairy chest bedazzled with Christmas cheer that repels us like nothing else in this world. … Read more

Condiment Gun: Squirts Ketchup and Mustard With the Pull of a Trigger

Having to squirt your ketchup and mustard onto your foods using just the bottle is quite boring. What if there were a more fun way of doing thus mundane activity? This condiment gun is the solution. It’s a condiment dispenser that’s shaped just like a gun, and is probably the greatest way to dispenser your condiments … Read more

Pig Shaped Bag Clip Oinks When You Open It (Set of 3)

There’s nothing that makes a diet work quite like shame. You can have all the motivation in the world, but without a little shame when you go to grab that bag of potato chips, you’re helpless. This pig shaped bag clip, will give you the perfect amount of shame to help you stay on your … Read more