P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever

If you’re a logophile or just looking to torture your children with extremely weird and hard words to learn, this unique alphabet book might be for you. It’s called “P Is For Pterodactyl”, and it’s self-touted as the worst alphabet book ever. The hardest alphabet book is filled with words that sound like they don’t … Read more

Dumb and Dumber Toilet Scene Bathroom Art

If you’re a Dumb and Dumber fan (which, who in their right mind isn’t?), and are in desperate need of some art to hang on the walls of your bathroom, you’ve found the right item! This beautiful painting of Harry on the toilet while grasping the edges for dear life, might be the greatest masterpiece you … Read more

Donald Trump Corkscrew

If you’re looking to open your bottle of wine in the most yuge, terrific, and fantastic way possible (depending on who you ask), you may want a Donald Trump corkscrew. No matter if you have regular adult sized hands, or little baby hands, this Trump corkscrew will easily allow you to open any bottle of … Read more

Skeleton Butler Side Table

Looking for that ultimate piece of Halloween decor that will turn your home into the classy, yet terrifying place you’ve always wanted? This skeleton butler side table might do the trick. It depicts a mini butler of the dead that seems to be carrying around a plate where you can set a drink or two … Read more

Fluffy Cat Head Tissue Dispenser

You’ve seen our list of the quirkiest tissue dispenser, but it appears we’ve missed one. Similar to the cat butt tissue dispenser that we posted a while back, this tissue dispenser represents the other side of the cat! It’s a tissue box cover that’s super fluffy and looks like the tissue is coming out of … Read more

Maestro Baton Toothpick Dispenser

You know after a concert when the conductor bows down and presents his baton to the crowd? Well, you can now get this in toothpick form! It’s a maestro toothpick dispenser. Just press him down, and he’ll automatically pick up a toothpick (which looks like he’s holding his baton), which you can than take out of … Read more

Pooping Dogs Calendar 2019

Yes, it’s back again! The lovable yearly calendar that we all look forward to each year is back with another set of pooping dogs for us to look at all year long! The Pooping Pooches calendar is back for the year of 2019 featuring a new pooping dog defecating in front of majestic sceneries for … Read more