Looking to get shot by a policeman next time you get pulled over? Good thing you just installed the gun shaped shift knob, which is a transmission shift knob that looks just like the butt of a pistol. Unfortunately the trigger doesn’t actually do anything, but hopefully someone can rig it up to do something … Read more
The Neutron S is a mount for your smartphone that is basically a magnet that you can use to easily attach or mount your phone to any surface that is metallic and if the surface is not metallic you can use the attachment disc that uses 3M doublesided tape to attach the magnet to any … Read more
Incase you didn’t want to use the Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper and look totally awesome while scraping your car’s windshield, the heated ice scraper is probably a better alternative that will help with icey windshield’s as it is heated via a long cord connected to your cigarette plugin. No longer will you need … Read more
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world how much they love crack whores. The I love crack whores bumper stick is just one of many hilarious car magnets to choose from, other prank bumper magnets include ‘I Love … Read more
The Wampa arm ice scraper is possibly the best way to scrape the ice off your car’s windshield in the morning, assuming there is a ‘best way’ to do such a terrible task. Scraping ice off your windshield is probably the worst thing you will ever have to do in your life, it’s quite possibly … Read more
The fake seat-belt t-shirt is a shirt that makes you look like you are wearing a seatbelt, and is great for avoiding seat belt tickets from cops that can’t tell that it’s a t-shirt, or maybe you just like the way a seat belt looks on your body and would like to wear it as … Read more
If you’re not from a state where it snows, consider yourself fortunate. I’m not sure what our ancestors were thinking forming a civilization in such a place that literally rains ice 6 months of the year, where snow accumulates on the ground in such abundance that you can’t even walk or transport your body in … Read more
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bumper boat doesn’t collide with your boat, because the way your fat … Read more
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the missile balloons were a real product, and you used them in America, you can be sure you would be pulled over by a cop, strip searched, tazed, and then water boarded … Read more
The fact that you can even fit inside your car astounds me, but now you can’t even wait a 10 minute car ride to work to eat your cheeseburgers, nor can you even hold your food in your own arm. I am surpised you haven’t installed a robotic arm in your car that feeds your … Read more