Your car is a wasteland filled with crumpled up smelly bags of McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King, along with a pile of dirty clothes in the trunk that you rotate through your repertoire on occasion, accompanied by a spilt glass of milk on your rear left floor mat that’s basically turned to cheese at this … Read more
All your friends are polluting the world with excess children that suckle their wallets dry, and here you are with no kids, able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, and have so much cash your wallet’s about to explode George Costanza style. Why not gloat a little bit with one of those stupid … Read more
The Satechi Bluetooth Home Button is a device that allows you to access your phone’s home button to access Siri on your iPhone or Google voice search on your Android phone while you’re driving, walking, or just don’t feel like pulling out your phone. Instead of reaching for your phone, typing into Google maps ‘back … Read more
The Automatic is a device that plugs right into a slot underneath the dashboard in your car and will track metrics like how you could save on gas by changing certain driving habits, track your mileage without having to keep logs, or receive low fuel warnings before your car’s low fuel light comes on. Not … Read more
The SoundRacer is a device that plugs into the cigarette lighter area in your car and will sync up to your radio so that when you’re driving it will sound like your 3 cylinder Geo Metro that tops out at 58 mph sounds like a Ferrari with a V12 engine. To use it simply plug … Read more
The Portable Tow Truck is an emergency tire traction strip that you can place in front of your car’s tire to get a grip when you are stuck in the snow. Perfect for someone who doesn’t have snow tires, someone driving a rear wheel drive sports car, or someone who has made a terrible life … Read more
Cat Tail Window Decal is a sticker that you attach to the rear window on your car and attach it under your rear window wiper (assuming you have a rear wiper) so that when it starts to rain and you turn it on, it will look like the cat is moving it’s tail. Perfect to distract drivers in a … Read more
SKULLY is a smart motorcycle helmet that contains a heads up display (HUD), which is basically a screen within the helmet’s safety glass that will notify you of incoming calls or text messages, give you directions using a digital map, let you see behind you using a rear camera, and much more. Fully certified by … Read more
The Ambiguously Gay Duo bobble head is a delightful art piece featuring Ace and Gary straddling each other, and is perfect for placing in your car so that as you take turns, accelerate, or brake, the gay duo will vigorously thrust their way to the purest state of vigilance while keeping the city safe from … Read more
The grenade tire valve caps are caps for your tire valves on your car that are shaped just like mini grenades and if there are still kids around like when I was young, don’t expect to have them on your tires for more than a few days before they are stolen. For some reason when … Read more