The chair screamer is a creepy old mental patient figure that sits in a wheelchair and as you walk up to it will leap out if it’s chair, scream at you, flail around, and most likely cause you to soil your underpants. Perfect for setting outside your house on Halloween to scare the little children … Read more
The Eye Exam tights are a pair of women’s tights that have an eye exam chart printed on them, so that you test the vision of all the men staring at your legs as they walk past you. Plus depending on the length of your skirt or dress, you can hike up your skirt a … Read more
It’s getting to be that time of year again when your main goal in life is to make your dog look as stupid as possible. I think this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Costume for your dog might do the trick… Perfect for an ugly little pug, or maybe an English Bulldog, the Freddy … Read more
Do you love cheeseburgers? Do you want the world to know how far your love for cheeseburgers really goes? Without making them look at your obese body, they can now just look at the giant cheeseburger that is now in place of your head to know how much you enjoy the presence of cheeseburgers around … Read more
It’s coming time for Halloween, you love the Ghostbusters, but you’re lazy, you’re not as lazy as say… throwing on a t-shirt and calling it a costume, but you are lazy enough to throw on a mask and call it a costume, which is why the Ghostbusters Slimer mask is perfect for you. Officially licensed by … Read more
The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to pretend to kill vicious zombies from the comfort of your home while your business sways in the wind for all too see. Officially licensed from the The Walking Dead, the Rick Grimes … Read more
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact replica of Archer’s suit. Officially licensed from the TV show, this Archer costume will have everyone hating you at the party you attend after you fully adopt the personality, charm, and charisma … Read more
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches at daycare who takes care of business and tells that nanny when nap time is, let the rest of the babies know where to get your black market mid-afternoon snacks that … Read more
The E.T. Glove is a four fingered glove that is a replica of E.T. the extra terrestrial’s right hand, and when you press the index finger on something an LED light will shine out of the finger just like in the movie. I have no idea what this might be used for besides creepily touching … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more