There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not actually a good thing), plus you could go steal things from convenience stores and claim you just have dementia. This old man mask is extremely realistic and will actually make you … Read more
Every year for Halloween we all dress up and create creative costumes to make some sort of reference towards pop culture. Whether you’re dressing up as Cecil The Lion Killer, dressing up as Taco Belle, or just becoming a cheeseburger, it really just distracts us from the true meaning of Halloween, which is making your … Read more
Perfect for recreating the famous Three Wolf Moon Shirt, the howling wolf mask, is a realistic mask that makes you look like a howling wolf. How do you see? Well there’s holes built right into the neck so that you don’t have to completely bend over just to see out of the mouth. Best of … Read more
The praying mantis mask is finally here! You’e been asking for it, you’ve been on the waiting list, you’be been emailing me daily, and you’ve been tapping my phone to see if you can get more information on it’s release date. Well, actually none of that’s true, because nobody cares about a praying mantis mask. … Read more
It seems the point of a successful Halloween costume now-a-days is just to be as offensive as possible, along with somehow displaying via your costume the death of a recent celebrity, like being zombie Steve Jobs, the Crocodile Hunter with a sting ray hanging out of his chest, or a bruised face Rihanna. I’m not … Read more
In today’s ‘Because Why Not’ post we have Hyperlips, a toy, tool, thing, whatever it is, it makes your lips look big, gaping, and all around, weird. Kind of like how there’s a toy that you suction to you lips to make them bigger, this is kind of like that but in reality it does … Read more
Nothing fulfills a nerd’s fantasies more than mixing beautiful Disney princesses with Tacos, and no that’s not some sort of dirty innuendo. The Taco Belle dress is a handmade dress which for one, makes you look like Belle from Beauty and the Beast, and secondly is filled with tacos along the bottom of the dress, … Read more
Much cool, so wow! The Doge Mask now joins the plethora of other weird creepy masks that you might have seen around the internet including the Crow Head Mask, the Pigeon Mask, the Realistic Dog Masks, the Crying Baby Masks, and of course the classic Horse Head Mask that started this weird trend to begin … Read more
The Paper Magic motorcycle dog rider is a dog costume where it looks like a guy is riding your dog like a crotch rocket. Perfect for a Halloween costume for your dog, bringing your dog to the race tracks, or just making your dog look stupid in general, the motorcycle rider dog costume is sure … Read more
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap. Towering over your head as if you have some sort of alien skull or cone head, the top hat baseball cap makes you wonder if this is just a big joke as … Read more