Splat Stan aka the splattered man drink coaster is an orange man that has been squished and splattered onto your desk to give you a nice flat area to rest your drink upon. The splattered man drink coaster is great to release that anger at work by belittling Stan by setting your drink on top … Read more
The touchscreen coffee table computer is basically a giant tablet that sits right in the middle of your coffee table that incorporates a fully functional Windows 8 operating system, and is great for people who love technology, wipe their asses with cash, and hate their necks and back. The touchscreen coffee table is great for … Read more
The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since like you and most other fatties need a load of cookies to start each day off right. The cookie face mug is great gift for your fat office co-worker, your overweight … Read more
The pitcher with udders is, you guessed it, a pitcher that has an inner lining resembling cow udders, and is great for drinking milk, or using for a creamer cup, but is terribly useless and wouldn’t make any sense for any other kind of liquid poured into it, unless you just feel like being whacky … Read more
Chiseled from a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum the Military Grade Battle Mug is allowed only in the manliest of hands that possess 13 hairs per knuckle, no shorter than 4.3mm. The Battle Mug is manufactured in a facility that produces special equipment for NASA, the US Department of Defense, major weapons companies, … Read more
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when the victim takes a sip, everyone can see the words in big black bold text, except the stupid idiot taking a drinking from it. The I’m a twat mug is great … Read more
The DrinkClip clip-on cup holder is a clip that attaches to any table or shelf and will hold your drink, your phone, or whatever you feel like putting in there. Sometimes when you purchase the 1/2 gallon sized big-gulps at the gas station, you have no room on your desk to hold the monstrosity, so just … Read more
Sometimes 1 or 2 cups of coffee just won’t do, plus you have to get up every 20 minutes to get a new cup, and nobody likes to stand, or heaven forbid… walk. This is when the Giant coffee mug comes in handy, just fill it up once, and you are good for about an … Read more
The Build-On Brick Mug is a coffee mug with the ability to attach building blocks to the outer surface of the mug. The Lego mug is compatible with Legos, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and Knex Bricks. Now you can build something completely offensive sticking off of your coffee mug and make your co-workers look at … Read more
In light of the new season of Arrested Development, there is no better time to purchase a World’s Best Analrapist mug. Don’t blow yourself waiting for this deal, prove to yourself you’re a man’s man, don’t prematurely shoot your wad and leave yourself with a mess on your hands, give yourself some time for a … Read more