How pathetic and puny it would be if you were to just open your beer using some regular ol’ run-of-the-mill bottle opener, when you could classily reach into you wallet, pull out a stainless steel card, and open your beer using a elegant and epic mustache. The Man Card is a bottle opener card that … Read more
Pretty soon every item in the world will be made into a bottle opener. Our one purpose in this world is to consume beer, so why not make every object in the world a way to assist the sweet nectar of the gods to ooze its way down your throat. This baseball bottle opener is … Read more
The one bad thing about most multi-tools now-a-days is that they are just too big, they either have to go in your wallet which make them harder to access, or they are just a massive key-chain that weighs down your whole life lugging it around in hopes of one day using it on something important. … Read more
If you’re like me or you’re a janitor you have 30 keys on your key-ring, and they constantly are stabbing you in the leg when you sit, lay, and roll around on the ground like a dog. Sure you could throw them in the garbage and never notice a difference since you don’t even know … Read more
Bart Simpson had one thing wrong, other than that terrible haircut. It was that massive slingshot that protruded out of his pocket for everyone to see. You can’t be a sneaky slingshotsman when your giant slingshot is hanging out of your pocket. You need a tiny slingshot that easily fits inside of your pocket for … Read more
Gone are the days of having a regular-old classic leather wallet that does nothing but hold your money and tilt you slightly to the left when you sit on a hard bench. If your wallet isn’t doing at least one other thing other than holding your money, ID, and credit cards, you’ve lost touch with … Read more
Brew Cutlery is a set of finely crafted silverware that offers a bottle opener on the end of each piece of silverware. You probably thought the spork was it for innovation in the silverware space, but here we are… No longer will you need to get up, dig through your junk drawer, and walk all … Read more
This Batman logo is a multi-tool that you can attach to your Batman utility belt, or I guess just your key-chain to help you survive just like Batman would by opening beer bottles and unscrewing screws using a Phillips screwdriver. Granted unlike most multi-tools, this Batman one doesn’t do much as it has a bottle opener, … Read more
Sure you could always use a fancy bottle opener that you can pick up and pry the bottle top open with weak little girl arms, but there is really no fun in that. The Edge Opener is a bottle opener that attaches to the edge of any counter, table, or surface that allows you to … Read more
The Nub-Nub is a bottle opener that attaches to the end of your bike’s hand grip so that while you’re riding your bike you can crack open a beer without the need to dig in your pocket or stop to get a bottle opener out of your backpack. You’ve lost your license for drinking while … Read more