Often times I find myself combing my hair and think “I should be drinking a beer right now”. Why not combine the two greatest past times of combing hair and drinking beer into one handy dandy device called a comb bottle opener. The comb bottle opener is hand cut from 100% stainless steel and has … Read more
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand crafted and hand painted by local artists, and so no two zombie bottle openers will look exactly … Read more
The DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener is a bottle opener you mount on your wall and as you open beer bottles, a magnet catches the bottle caps as they fall and collect on the mount until you dispose of them. There is a junior and senior sizes, the junior sized bottle opener will hold up to … Read more
The Luchador Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener is a mini wrestler that will open your bottle of beer using a headlock. The wrestler is made of stainless steel, has a rubber coating, measures 6 inches long, and comes in a plethora of colors and wrestling positions.
Pool Pong is an inflatable floating beer pong table that you can use in the pool. The inflatable beer pong table is 6 feet long and 2 feet wide, comes with 2 cup racks, and has seperate cup holders for your mixed drinks or water cups (although, I’m not sure why you would need a … Read more
Give your beer bottle the mustache ride of a lifetime with the beer bottle mustache. The staches come in a 6 pack with 6 different colors to help you differentiate between you and your friend’s beers. The mustaches can also attach to a baby pacifier as seen below.
Lets see those stupid bears find this cooler. If you’re blind and/or stupid, the Log Stump Cooler is a mini cooler that resembles a log. The cooler is 5x more insulating, and 5x stronger than your run-of-the-mill styrofoam cooler, holds around 12 cans of booze, and weights around 4lbs when the cooler is empty.
Sometimes beer just doesn’t cut it. When your done drinking your beer, the girls at the bar still seem ugly or fat, so just flip your glass over, take a shot to numb your senses and push that common sense down to where you won’t see it until the next day when you awake, frightened … Read more
Open your bottles with a little class using a sexy leg bottle opener. The leg is also a magnet so you can just leave it on your refrigerator until more booze needs to be consumed. Measuring roughly 7 centimeters tall this bottle opener is sure to be a hit at your next party, as well … Read more
The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk. These sandals are a great way to get a laugh at the beach, or attract a new stalker. The bring beer sandals are constructed from 4 layers of comfortable EVA foam, and … Read more