Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there are attractive females in your living room, how will you ever get your buzz up to speed, yet take care of your putrid, sweaty, disgusting body? The shower beer koozie will … Read more
If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead … Read more
It’s always nice to have a bottle opener with you at all times, and if that key were to say, open the door to your house, odds are you will have it on you at all times. The KeyMe Bottle opener key is a key that will open your door, and also open your bottles … Read more
The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and even has a pirate bandana, an eye patch, an earing, a beard, and even sneaks in a parrot that actually took me a while to find. The legless pirate bottle opener … Read more
The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and therefore drank, and is great for alcoholics to keep track of how boozed up they are, high school kids to brag about the three beers they drank, or wifes to keep … Read more
Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate. The beer bottle plate has an open circle in the middle of it so that you can hold the plate on your beer bottle, so that while you are standing with … Read more
The bug screen for cans will protect your sugary soda can or beer from terrible disease carrying mosquitoes and bees from hopping inside your can and spreading viruses, creating choking hazards, and causing girl like screams form occurring, plus it will make your can look like Hannibal Lecter. To use the screens, simply place it … Read more
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who’s drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper guys will know exactly what cup to roofie, so in a way the … Read more
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it’s a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why waste fractions of a second to take time away from your other hand, whatever it is it may be doing, to actually hold the beer while you open it, when you … Read more