The Breezy Beach Reclinder by Frontgate is made from a breathable and quick drying dura-mesh that will surely cure that disgusting sweaty ass of yours in no time. Sure to cure swass, swalls, swagina, and sweaty nether-regions of all kinds, the breezy beach chair is perfect for a hot day on the beach where you’d … Read more
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else you can find inside there and showcase them on the canvas of a swimsuit. Even though they went a few layers too deep for our liking, you can’t argue that it isn’t unique and won’t … Read more
Brought to you by Rungu, the all-terrain trike is a three wheeled pedal cycle that will allow you to float across terrains such as sand, snow, ice, rock, and probably even water (if traveling 60+ mph), and sport three tires that are like your mother, fat, soft, and huge. Using the huge front two tires … Read more
The Neso tent is a sunshade that you can bring to the beach or park to provide shade for up to 4-5 people or 1-2 obese humans, and is completely stakeless, just fill up the 4 bags with sand, dirt, or something to way it down, stick the poles into the ground and you have … Read more
Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a beach towel that has big black bold text on it that says RESERVED on it, with … Read more
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea for that zombie loving girl in your family, or that creepy overweight uncle that … Read more
The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to carry and store, the giant tack beach chairs are stackable with other tack chairs using the giant hole in the middle, and easy to pull out of the sand using the … Read more
It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your shower or after a day at the beach. Personally I use money to blow my nose, and wipe my ass, just because I can, but there is just something about feeling … Read more
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without the repercussions of instant death, but instead end up with a nice cool dunk in to the lake. The giant inflatable climbing wall unfortunately can only hold up to 1,500 pounds of weight, … Read more
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and is great for letting your dog lounge around the pool with you, or your cat if you can somehow get him near water. No longer will your dog need to stay … Read more