HandTrux are glove type contraptions that give you giant shovels for hands, and is more than likely the greatest invention of our generation. When I was a kid, all we had was stupid plastic 4 inch shovels that snapped in half anytime you tried to shovel more than 8 grains of sand. Modeled after an … Read more
The Stack N Go glasses are a set of wine glasses that are made from plastic that come with a detachable stem that doubles as a lid for the glass. Perfect for drinking wine on the go, entertaining at home when you don’t want people breaking your fine wine glasses, or maybe you’re just a … Read more
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that is assuming you bathtub is around the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Measuring a massive 6 feet tall, the giant inflatable rubber duck will probably bring amusement by just trying … Read more
The Coolest Cooler is quite literally the coolest cooler you will ever own. With as many features as a swiss army knife, the coolest cooler is sure to make you the king of picnics, BBQs, tailgating, or beach visits. With features like a built in blender, a removable Bluetooth speaker, and a phone charging port, … Read more
The Game Boy towel is a beach towel that looks just like a game boy, except for the fact that it says Beach Boy on it. Inspired by the original Game Boy gaming system the Beach Boy towel is sure to make all the girls at the beach do as they always do, ignore you. … Read more
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around town? If you censored women’s nipples with a picture of a man’s nipple would it be ok to be shown on television? What are the purpose of men’s nipples? These are … Read more
Slyde Handboards are basically a miniature surfboard that you can strap your hand into and surf using just your hands, and is a perfect alternative if you lack the stability, balance, hair, and slimness that it takes to actually surf. No, it’s not just a fancy way to splash salty ocean water into eyes as … Read more
The Giant Soccer Ball is a massive blow up futbol that spans 6 feet in diameter, and if you can’t have fun with a giant ball in your life, your life is not worth living. Perfect for hurling at small ugly children, jumping off your roof onto, rolling down a steep hill into traffic, or bringing to … Read more
The Anywhere Fridge is a mobile refrigerator that is powered using solar panels, fully collapsible to haul around anywhere, and completely weather resistant. Perfect for picnics at the park to keep your food fresh, keeping your brewskies chilled while listening to crunchy tunes at a music festival, or maybe you just can’t go 10 minutes … Read more
The spiker is a plastic, spike shaped drink holder that you can stab into the sand when you’re at the beach. No longer will you have to utter the muscle development to grasp on to a 12 oz can of liquid for more than 10 seconds, just set it on your spike drink holder until you’re ready for your … Read more