The giraffe paper holder is a giraffe statue with an extra long neck which you can use to hold your toilet paper on. Simply take out a few rolls of pre-pooped-on paper, and insert them around the giraffes neck, thus humiliating him, and forever making him your bathroom slave. Not only can the giraffe hold … Read more
The pizza towel is a giant pizza in towel form, and is the perfect size and shape to withstand a round American body laying on top of it. Not only will you enjoy the delicious look of the pizza towel, but when you spill the pizza you are eating on the towel, no one will … Read more
Do you ever wish you could get out of the shower, immediately throw on your slippers, and trudge around the bathroom as if you had your pants around your ankles? Well now you can with the Mat Walk. The Mat Walk is a bathroom mat that has built in slippers so that you can slip … Read more
The Shavetech USB shaver is a travel shaver that has a battery which you can recharge via a USB port on your computer. Perfect for travelers who forgot to shave at their hotel room and are in a meeting waiting for the other person to arrive, simply whip out your travel shaver and start shaving … Read more
The Polaroll is a toilet paper dispenser that looks just like a Polaroid camera, and is perfect for turning your bathroom into a fun retro place for pooping and thinking. I’m not sure about you, but personally I use 2 squares max per wipe, unless there was some sort of incident that requires more. You really … Read more
The shark toilet flush handle is a toilet handle that’s shaped just like a shark, and the question you should be asking yourself is not “Why?”, you should be asking yourself “Why Not?”. Why wouldn’t you want a flusher shaped like a shark? Is there anyone in this world who would prefer a toilet flush … Read more
The Wall Champions is a coat or towel rack that is basically a foosball pole with 4 soccer/futbol players on it that you can use as a coat hanger. Designed by Rafael RodrÃguez, the foosball coat hanger is perfect to throw your coat onto after a long day of slacking off at work, or to … Read more
What a world we live in, where with the wave of a hand the bio-hazard that just came out of you can be flushed down the toilet, into the plumbing, and be spat out into some third world country’s river from where they get their drinking water and wash their clothes. Made by Kohler the touchless … Read more
The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to pretend to kill vicious zombies from the comfort of your home while your business sways in the wind for all too see. Officially licensed from the The Walking Dead, the Rick Grimes … Read more
One way or another you’ve gotta clean your shit stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a bad-ass while doing so. The gun toilet brush is a toilet bowl cleaner that has a handle shaped just like a hand gun so you can keep a shred of self dignity while poop water … Read more