What better way to take a shower than to have Slothzilla watching over you while you bathe, fighting away the planes and people that just want to take advantage of him to exploit his entertainment value and laziness. The sloth shower curtain is made from polyester, comes with 12 plastic hooks to attach to your … Read more
IT WAS MOOPS! The pet shower curtain with bubble boy arms lets you wash your dog from the comfort of the other side of the shower curtain using 2 large bubble boy arms that are integrated right into the shower curtain so that you won’t get sprayed when your dog decides to dry himself off … Read more
Did you just try out the new Taco Bell breakfast? Ordered 2 burritos at Chipotle because you thought you could handle it? Have a nice dinner at P.F. Chang’s? Well monster shits call for monster toilet seats, so good thing you own a carbon fiber toilet seat which can handle a shit the strength of … Read more
Stop using your loofa to apply a soap that makes you smell like a woman that just skipped through a field of flowers, throw it all in the garbage and purchase Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap. This manly behemoth of a brick will make you reek like a man that just bathed in … Read more
Perfect for every man who’s sick of smelling like a woman every time he steps out of the shower, for every man who’s done feeling dandy after every hour long soak in the tub with candle lights, Kenny G playing on your Amazon Echo, while hearing an ocean sound therapy machine softly in the background. … Read more
The censorship towel is a towel that makes it look like your body is being pixelated and censored as if you are on American TV. Compared to Japan, American television is quite censored. If you are watching Japanese television you could see pixelated pornos between children shows, but if you were to show as much as a … Read more
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’ printed on the other, so that when you are showering or bathing you know what side is supoosed to clean what, and you don’t accidentally wash your face with the same … Read more
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for target practice while peeing or pooping. Whether you have an enemy at school and need to take your rage out while on the can, you hate your boss and want to … Read more
The polar bear drain stopper is a creative drain plug that is a polar bear on an ice floe that floats on top of the water in your bathtub, and is an ironic way of letting the world know you care about the polar bears by slipping into your nice toasty bath water that was … Read more
With the sloaped design soap dish, the bar of soap in your shower will never again sit in a pile of bacteria creating a new strand of the super-Flu. When your soap is in the soap dish using this hanging design it will keep dry and free from bacteria, poop particles, and that nasty soap slime … Read more