Much like how heroine addicts begin to stick their needles in between their toes to hide the fact that they’re shooting up, this shaving cream contains caffeine so that as you apply it to your face, you will get a little caffeine kick without even the need to drink any coffee. Perfect for those who … Read more
The Submarino is a bathroom set that looks just like a submarine and has a compartment to hold toothbrushes, a nozzle that dispenses soap or gel, along with two storage compartments where you can store cotton balls, q-tips, hair bands, etc… A perfect addition to any Beatles fanatic (assuming you choose the yellow colored submarine), … Read more
These deer antlers are a mount that you can attach to the wall in your bathroom to hold your toothbrushes. Although my biggest fear would be to have my toothbrush on the bottom rack and everyone else’s freshly used toothbrushes above mine, and have their nasty toothbrush water dripping all over my toothbrush. Granted, who … Read more
Gone are the days of simply turning a nozzle and getting your water from some boring squeaky faucet that most likely cost you less than $20 at Walmart and is likely nauseating to look at day in and day out as you bend down to brush your teeth next to its ever expanding stench of rust and … Read more
Aptly named ‘Effing Soap’, this bar of soap starts off with the words ‘Live Laugh Love’ inscribed onto the top of it, but once you start to use it, the soap slowly fades away to reveal the word ‘FUCK’ written in large red bold text. Perfect to play a long con prank on your friend … Read more
The HeadBlade is a head shaver that’s shaped like a little toy car that allows you to roll it around your head to shave it, and is specifically designed for men to shave their head quickly and easily while also having a little fun by making some “vroom vroom” noises while doing it. More specifically … Read more
This childrens bath towel has an integrated hoodie with green pointy ears that will make your child look like Yoda from Star Wars. A perfect addition to your child’s bathroom repertoire (assuming they even know what Star Wars is), the Yoda bath towel will not only dry the body, but will dry the head at … Read more
The Bungee Bath is a bungee cord for your bottles for use in the shower or bathtub that connects them to the wall so you will no longer drop the shampoo bottle on your toe, slip and fall in agony, bash your head on the faucet, die a tragic and painful death, and be found … Read more
These sushi towels are a set of kitchen towels that are made using a few different patterns which when rolled up a certain way look like giant sushi rolls. One side of the towel has a green pattern on it that represents the avocado, the middle part of it has a red pattern on it … Read more
The shark laundry basket is a hamper that is designed in a way that you throw your dirty clothes into the mouth of the shark. Perfect to place in the bathroom to toss your soiled pantalones into after a night at the taco buffet, or to keep in the kids bedroom or playroom to store … Read more