The Beebo is a hands free baby bottle holder that you can strap to your chest so that your baby can feed while you have both arms free to do all sorts of activities. Perfect for feeding your baby while you hold them with one hand and read to them with the other, sit at … Read more
No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more
Zoomaderita is a set of wooden puzzles that are uniquely shaped like animals which intertwine with each other to make a puzzle. A perfect gift idea for babies, the wooden animal puzzles come with 2 pieces that look exactly the same, which are designed using the animals unique characteristics to fit into one another. Designed … Read more
The pimp grillz baby pacifier is a baby pacifier that will make your baby look like he/she has grillz on their teeth similar to a pimp or gangsta circa 1996 or in current times known simply as the common douche. Perfect for a new parent, an expecting couple, a baby shower gift, or for your … Read more
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches at daycare who takes care of business and tells that nanny when nap time is, let the rest of the babies know where to get your black market mid-afternoon snacks that … Read more
A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they will create an artistic representation of your unborn baby. All of your nightmares can finally come true. Now when you go to sleep at night you can have a baby fetus … Read more
Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you’re certainly not going to want to be holding a bottle to their face when you could be napping, playing video games, or eating cocktail weiners. Just throw your ugly child into the … Read more
The baby pacifier thermometer is a baby pacifier that you can use to take your babies temperature. Is your baby crying for no reason? Have you tried feeding your baby? If not you should try that first. Your baby is still crying? Have you tried sticking an object up their butt to take their temperature? … Read more
The input/output baby onsie lets you, your guests and your baby know what holes are for what. The mouth takes in the food, and the butt explodes in an output of toxic gases and dark fluids that once belonged in a boob. You’ve had a baby, and your life is now terrible, there is nothing … Read more
The Kidaddle baby stroller hand warmer is a long hand muff designed to attach right to the strollers handle so that when you are on a walk in the frigid cold with your newborn, the most important thing to worry about, your hands, are kept warm. When you just don’t feel like wearing gloves or … Read more