The giant hand phone headset is basically a giant hand with it’s pinky and thumb sticking out that you can use as a headset for your phone which has a purpose that is yet to be determined. Simply plug the cord into your phone, and stick your hand into the giant hand glove thing, and … Read more
From the maker of the even creepier Dentures Bracelet, comes the Dentures Compact which is a makeup compact that was inspired by actual dentures and is a perfect way to look at yourself in the mirror if you consider yourself a grade-A weirdo. As you powder your nose, or check for bats in the cave, … Read more
Similar to a bell on a bike, the RunBell is a bell that you wear like a ring that you can ding to politely let people know that you’re about to pass them. Whether you’re trudging through a crowd of people, or just about to pass someone with 8 dogs on retractable leashes that are … Read more
In the line of useless things you can buy in this world, the possibilities are endless, so why not throw one more product into the mix. In walk the USB powered humping dog, whose sole purpose is to hump and does not even serve as a flash drive or storage device of any sort. The humping … Read more
The Ambiguously Gay Duo bobble head is a delightful art piece featuring Ace and Gary straddling each other, and is perfect for placing in your car so that as you take turns, accelerate, or brake, the gay duo will vigorously thrust their way to the purest state of vigilance while keeping the city safe from … Read more
To celebrate national high five day why not use the FiestaFive which is a device you attach to your hand and as you give a high five to someone a splash of confetti explodes out of the top of your hands, making it the greatest high five the recipient has ever received. National high five … Read more
“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person with giant hands. The giant hand gloves most likely have no real world purpose other than slapping people, poking people, giving awesomely powerful high-fives, and creepily stroking peoples faces. Tired of … Read more
Designed by American fashion designer Jeremy Scott, these creepy hands over eyes glasses are about as useful as a hipster with an empty set of frames. By wearing these “glasses” you will be offered no UV protection from the sun, no corrective lenses, plus you get to look like a complete loon, although it will … Read more
No you don’t need an iPhone dock that looks just like a French Bulldog, but is there anything on this site that you do really need? The french bulldog speaker has a dock on the top of it to make it look like it’s balancing an iPhone on its head, and is sure to fuck … Read more
The ice cream sandwich bench is indeed a bench that looks just like an ice cream sandwich and will go great with your cheeseburger bed, your pizza slice sleeping bag, and your pita bread pencil holder, all while you chow down on your 8 lbs of lucky charms marshmallows. Live vicariously through your furniture without … Read more