The Chop N Drop cutting board is a flexible cutting board for easily pouring your chopped items into a bowl, a pan, or wherever they need to go without spilling them all over the sides of the container they’re going into, falling on the floor, and making your dog eat habanero peppers, most likely killing … Read more
The TowlHub is a paper towel holder that doubles as a 4 port USB hub to charge your electronics while you’re in the kitchen cooking and in need of some extra juice. Your tablet is dying but you need to read the recipe from it and finish that casserole. Luckily you can plug your tablet right … Read more
What a world we live in, where with the wave of a hand the bio-hazard that just came out of you can be flushed down the toilet, into the plumbing, and be spat out into some third world country’s river from where they get their drinking water and wash their clothes. Made by Kohler the touchless … Read more
The soak and strain washing bowl is a bowl that you can use to soak, wash, and rinse your food with so it doesn’t fall out when doing so. No longer will you need to worry about your food falling into the nasty sink where you just through saw raw chicken into, even though you would … Read more
One way or another you’ve gotta clean your shit stains off the toilet, so you might as well look like a bad-ass while doing so. The gun toilet brush is a toilet bowl cleaner that has a handle shaped just like a hand gun so you can keep a shred of self dignity while poop water … Read more
Why go to all that trouble installing a full sized fireplace in your house when you could just smash a hole in your wall and throw in a wall mounted fireplace, it’s literally that easy, trust me, I’m a fire place installer guy. No longer will you have to worry about how much wood you … Read more
What better way to take a shower than to have Slothzilla watching over you while you bathe, fighting away the planes and people that just want to take advantage of him to exploit his entertainment value and laziness. The sloth shower curtain is made from polyester, comes with 12 plastic hooks to attach to your … Read more
The lock and roll under bed safe is a personal safe that you can use to store drugs candy, porn sports magazines, and sex toys G.I. Joes to keep them hidden from your parents, or to keep things safe from your children like drugs, porn, or sex toys. The lock and roll safe uses a … Read more
The Hotman is a pot holder that is designed to look like a man on his back holding up your pot using all of his strength and keeping it from scolding and destroying your cheap and terrible kitchen counter, seeing as you couldn’t have updgraded to the granite counter tops. Made from iron and hangs … Read more
The city map plates are a set of 4 dinner plates that have images of city maps on them including these 4 cities: Chicago, Mumbai, Montreal, and Paris. So when you are eating deep dish pizza use the Chicago plate, when you are eating baguettes use the Paris plate, when you are eating maple syrup … Read more