There’s no other way to make an apple pie, a tray of tater tots, or a pot roast than to take it out of the oven using an oven mitt that looks just like a baseball glove, you just wouldn’t be an American if you didn’t… And if you’re not American, you’re certainly not going … Read more
Sometimes a quality comb is just what the doctor ordered, imagine combing through your angel hair with a steel goddess of a comb like this, and even better anything that is matte black is instantly cool, you will gain many friends once they see you murdered out your comb. Almost as awesome as the stainless … Read more
Did you just try out the new Taco Bell breakfast? Ordered 2 burritos at Chipotle because you thought you could handle it? Have a nice dinner at P.F. Chang’s? Well monster shits call for monster toilet seats, so good thing you own a carbon fiber toilet seat which can handle a shit the strength of … Read more
The bear paw oven mitts are oven mitts that look like giant bear claws and are great for bear enthusiasts, bear hunters, or people who cook things in ovens a lot and who think bears are OK. Perfect for when you are sick of using the spock oven mitt, the lobster claw oven mitts, or … Read more
The water leak detectors are a set of mini alarms that you can place in your basement floor and will sound out an alarm once it detects any sort of water or moisture on the floor. No longer will you have to worry about heavy rain storms, if your sump pump is working properly, a … Read more
The Volcane feet coffee table is a mix between design and function as it is a beautifully designed modern looking coffee table which also functions as an ice bucket that you can throw some beer, soda, or wine glasses into with some ice to keep chilled while throwing a party or being a lazy bastard, … Read more
The guitar spatula is a cooking spatula that is shaped just like a guitar, except for the part where it’s bent at the bottom. What kind of rocker doesn’t enjoy a freshly cooked grilled cheese sandwich, and what better way to prepare it then with the tool of your trade. If you’ve ever mentioned to … Read more
The microfiber blind duster is a device that lets you quickly and easily dust and clean your blinds without having to slave away for hours getting the nasty grime out of them that you have acquired over the years of meth smoke clouding up your house. The three prongs on the device let you clamp … Read more
The Jean Labels Carpet is a large rug made from old jean labels and you will most likely enter hipster nirvana once purchased and placed into your studio apartment. Recycled from old jeans such as Levi’s, Lees, Wranglers, and whatever other labels the cool kids are wearing these days, this rug is most likely one … Read more
The Dog body pillow is a life-sized Labrador that acts as a body pillow, and is a creepy replacement for lonely people that don’t want or can’t have a real dog, although it’s not quite as creepy as the Muscular Arm Body Pillow, or the Fake Girlfriend Body Pillow. Take solace in knowing your watch … Read more