The grasshopper stapler is a stapler that you would put on your desk at work and never use. It’s basically something that you would put on your desk for everyone to see as they pass by and make them think how quirky you are. You would have an extra stapler hidden away in your desk … Read more
This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if someone asks you “What is that?”, you can then respond with “This is Spinal Tape”, so basically the only reason you would use this tape is to tell people what it … Read more
The whale shaped knives are are a set of knives that look like various types of whales. The whale knives where designed by a Japanese designer named Tatsu Yamashita who was asked to make a pencil sharpener, and out came a knife that looked like a whale, and after the knife’s popularity he made other … Read more
The carbon fiber playing cards are a set of playing cards made from Black 3k Twill Carbon, and although they can still snap in half or possibly rip in half if enough pressure is applied, the cards are much more durable than your run-of-the-mill playing cards. The carbon fiber deck of cards comes in a … Read more
Leave your house each day with the essentials packed away into a messenger back designed by NASA, well not really, but it looks like it is. The Space Oddysey Messenger Bag is a bag that looks like it belongs in space, but will not protect you or your belongings from extreme temperatures, radiation, or the … Read more
The Nerdtendo Gameboy Flask is a flask that looks just like a Gameboy and when in use at a sporting event, concert, or LAN party, everyone will just think your kissing your Gameboy as any loser who looks like you would. The Gameboy flask is handmade from a stainless steel flask with a vinyl wrap … Read more
The human organ lunchbox is a lunchbox that looks like human organ transport container and is the only real way to eat your lunch if you work in the medical field. Just sit down after a long day first half of your day bathing old people and stabbing people with needles and crack open your … Read more
The floating magnetic table is a piece of high end kinetic furniture which is made up of 54 magnetiized wooden blocks that are not touching each other, but float with no space inbetween them due to some sort of magical magnetic power. All of the magnetic cubes are connected via wires so that they will … Read more
The mini briefcase card holder is a small, tiny aluminum briefcase that you can use as your wallet and store your cash, credit cards, IDs, business cards, coupons, gift cards, and those stupid club cards where when you buy 300 pizzas you get 10% off your next purchase. Think of how cool you will look … Read more
The sword handle umbrella is an umbrella that has a samurai sword handle in place of the regular, terrible, ugly, smelly handle that umbrellas usually have. Now once you see a storm coming in, or start to feel rain drops on your brow, you can unleash your sword that is packed away on your belt, … Read more