Sometimes all you really need is a bottle opener. Instead of these secret credit card sized survival tools that will help you open a box, screw a hex screw, or pry a nail up, this credit card sized tool simply assists you in opening a beer. If you were out in the wilderness would you … Read more
It’s not easy holding a flashlight when you’re busy drinking a beer. Luckily this beer koozie has an LED flashlight right on the front of it, so no matter where you go, as long as your beer is in front of you, you should have a light showing you the way. Perfect for grill masters … Read more
How pathetic and puny it would be if you were to just open your beer using some regular ol’ run-of-the-mill bottle opener, when you could classily reach into you wallet, pull out a stainless steel card, and open your beer using a elegant and epic mustache. The Man Card is a bottle opener card that … Read more
Pretty soon every item in the world will be made into a bottle opener. Our one purpose in this world is to consume beer, so why not make every object in the world a way to assist the sweet nectar of the gods to ooze its way down your throat. This baseball bottle opener is … Read more
Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of the bottle allows you to push down on top of a beer bottle to open a beer. Pill addictions are no laughing matter, except when mixed with beer. Dr. Al Koholic … Read more
I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, “I’m pretty full”, and decided I was done eating. But when the waiter came by and asked if I needed more tacos, I caved under the pressure and got another plate. This will go down as one … Read more
The Coast Coasters are a set of coasters that feature ridged edges on one side of the coaster that represent either the East coast or the West coast of the United States, depending on which coast you purchase. Perfect for one who lives on either of the coasts, or one who strives to someday live … Read more
Here’s another round of “Why Didn’t I think Of That?”. The tie tea cup is an idea that’s so simple, and so useful, which makes you think you’re on the borderline of a mental illness just for not thinking of it yourself. The tie tea cup is just a pretty standard white coffee/tea cup with … Read more
These grilling tools have golf grips on the ends of them to make them look like mini golf clubs, except instead of hitting balls, they’ll be flipping burgers, turning brats, and poking stuff. Perfect for any avid golfer, as pretty much every golfer loves to come home afterwards and start up the grill, the golf … Read more
Say you’ve just microwaved a bowl of soup and forgot to put a plate underneath it so that you can take it out of the microwave without starting your hands on fire, normally you would simply have to wait for the bowl to finish cooling down, and simply throw the soup directly into the garbage … Read more