Motorized Cooler Scooter

When you have gotten too many DWIs and have lost your license, your best bet is to probably purchase a cruzin scooter. When you have a motorized cooler, you will have alcohol on hand at all times, and you can get around with out the chance of getting pulled over or falling down. (Although consulting … Read more

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Hang your pictures on your wall or bulletin board with a side of hilarity. Now people will actually want to look at your boring pictures that are hanging in your room. Comes with 25 push pins.

Jellyfish Aquarium Kit

This jellyfish aquarium kit comes with 3 jellyfish, food and, everything else you need to keep a jellyfish alive as a pet. Petting your jellyfish is not recommended. The jellyfish kit also comes with LED lights, just in case your jellyfish are into dubstep.

Lawn Drink Holders

Set your drink down while your playing a game of lawn darts, polish golf, or corn hole. Or maybe your stuffing your face with some weiners hot off the BBQ. Just jab the end of the holder into some grass or dirt and you have yourself a drink holder. Indeed we all wish we had … Read more

Guitar Shaped Backpack

The guitar backpack is great for music lovers, or people who want to look like they play the guitar. The backpack is made from vegetable dyed calf leather and comes with a built in speaker for a phone or mp3 player to play music.

Sweeper Slippers

Now your wife can be twice as efficient at home. While she cooks your dinner for you, she can also clean the floor at the same time with the sweeper slippers.

Nose Shaped Pencil Sharpener

Just in case you really need a lot of pencils sharpened, you will get a dozen nose pencil shapeners in this package, in which case you might just want to get a more efficient pencil sharpener. I have quite fond memories of sharpening my pencil a lot in school, it was the greatest excuse if … Read more

Astronaut Bed Sheets

Now-a-days kids have the greatest toys and gadgets to play with. Instead of playing outside they can play on their iPad, instead of socializing with other kids, they can just talk to each other on their iPad. Instead of making out the word ‘BOOBS’ on a calculator, they can just look up boobs on their … Read more