Human Bowling Game

Strap yourself in a 7 foot tall blow up ball and try to knock down the 6 pins at the end of the alley. You would think that for $5,500 they could throw in 10 pins, but what can you do… Just make sure you don’t accidentally fall down the edge of a mountain when … Read more

Beer Belly Booze Bladder

Instead of buying 1 beer for $20 sneak a whole case of beer, or a bottle of booze into the next sporting event you attend. This bladder will sneakily hold up to 80oz of that sweet sweet nectar, and you’ll get by security no problem since you will fit in nicely with all the other … Read more

Under The Sheets Bed Fan

I often times worry about the well being of my dog since every night he sleeps under the covers, and when I fart, it could possibly put him into a coma. I no longer need to worry about that due to my purchase of this bed fan. No more dutch ovening the dog!

Audio Splitter Branch

Share what you are listening to with your friends. This little guy easily splits the audio coming from your device into many different headphones at the same time. Great for traveling or just generally spreading the Beiber fever.

Multi-purpose Cable Clips

Organize the cluster of cables that take over your desk. These are mainly used to organize your computer cables, but could also be used as a pen holder or to hold on to your headphones when not in use. I currently have enough excess cables sticking out of my desk that I could create a … Read more

Mustache Bandages

There is no injury a mustache can’t heal. Throw one of these bad boys on your wound and it will feel like Tom Selleck himself is nustling his soft caterpillar lip on your injury.

Zombie Garden Gnome Sculpture

Keep the neighboor children off your lawn with the zombie garden gnome. His 13lb resin carcus comes to you in 3 seperate parts that you will assemble and display wherever you desire. Just try to ignore the clawing at the ground you will hear all night, and hope he never actually gets out.