Electric Motorized Skates

The electric skates let you stroll around at speeds up to 8mph, but only if you are 180 lbs or under, this is not a toy for fatties. Sure they are expensive, but just think about all the ladies you will pick up at the beach with these babies on. There is not a woman … Read more

Realistic Baby Mask

The lifelike baby mask created by artist Landon Meier could be one of the creepiest things I’ve seen, yet the most amazing. There are 3 different kinds of the baby mask: Disgusted Baby, Happy Baby, and Cry Baby. This artist also makes realistic celebrity masks, such as Charlie Sheen, and Obama.

Lightweight Night Vision Monocular

Creeping in the daytime, it’s extremely easy to see your subject, all you have to do is poke a hole in a newspaper and pretend your reading. Nightime is a little more difficult. Luckily the night vision monocle is hear to help with your stalking. The monocle helps to keep one eye on your subject, … Read more

Hidden Compartment Barbasol Can

The Barbasol can safe is mainly used for when you you need to transport secret dinosaur embryo… or crack. Clearly more safe than a bank vault, the shaving cream can is made from the actual Barbasol product and has a screw off bottom to deposit your goods.

Tocky The Runaway Alarm Clock

If you are like me, you love the morning, and any sort of annoyance, such as an alarm clock that rolls around the ground screaming hideous noises at you while you stumble around the room trying to catch it and turn it off, is a hilarious start to your morning that will really kick your … Read more

Bowl With Feet

I don’t know, maybe you’re one of those people who like to have creepy things in their house, although it’s creepiness level in no way compares to Grandma’s doll collection, who were able glare through to your soul.