Bearded Ski Mask
With the Beardski ski mask you can keep your face warm and look like a burly mountain man at the same time. Those black diamonds don’t stand a chance against this beard of justice.
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Push Button Light Switch
Replace your run-of-the-mill toggle light switches with these push button light switches to give your a house a little character, otherwise your house will remain a boring, pathetic, lonely, desolate place that no one wants to visit.
Giant 11lb Tub Of Nutella
If you ever find yourself wanting to cover your entire body with Nutella, this 11 pound giant tub will probably do the trick for you.
Brass Knuckle Taser
Fend off your thieves and attackers with ease with the brass knuckles stun gun. The knuckles have a nice rubber coating, so while your stunning your perp, your fingers will be just fine, while the attacker is going through shock therapy. This stun gun sends out 950,000 volts of goodness.
Packable Travel Shelves
No one likes using the drawers in a hotel room, who knows what’s been in them? You know what they say about hotel rooms… If it’s in a hotel room, someone has had sex on it, in it, or with it. So if you were thinking about reading that bible next time you’re in a … Read more
All Edges Brownie Pan
With the all edges brownie pan, every piece of brownie piece in the pan is an edge. That crispy, buttery, warm, edge, just melting in your mouth, can you taste it now? Ohh it’s a little hot still, inward blow, inward blow… Personally I prefer the inside pieces of brownies. I wonder if they make … Read more
Wooden Couch Arm Table
The Couch Arm Wrap is a wooden wrap that you can set over your couch’s arm to use it as a table to set a drink onto, hold a plate of food, or set your laptop onto when you don’t have a coffee table or side table next to your couch. No longer will you … Read more
Electrical Outlet Node
The electrical outlet node does away with your run-of-the-mill wall outlet, and basically connects a power strip straight to your wall. This would be great for houses that have a lot of children. Not only will this most likely start your house on fire since you can jam 20 or so plugs into the outlet, … Read more
Wireless Speaker / Light Bulb
This wireless speaker screws right into any light bulb socket and connects to a wireless station for your phone or tablet to connect to. It also works as an LED lightbulb. Just so you know, while you are jamming out to your lightbulb wireless ipad speaker, there are people in liberia pooping into a river… … Read more
Ear Shaped Headphone Holders
These creepy ears could be a great way of storing your headphones and keep them from getting tangled. I would buy one, but I find it racist they don’t make black ears. Not that I’m black, I just enjoy diversity.