omadmin Often times it’s quite awkward while I watch porn on my iPhone in public, especially for the guy sitting next to me on the airplane. Luckily now, with the iPhone privacy screen, I can continue to be a creep out in the open and no one will be the wiser, assuming I keep the sound … Read more
Besides looking really cool while using the portable sauna, buying a portable sauna is also a great way to get divorced by your husband, lose friends, stop a conversation by talking about your sauna, or die from overheating your body.
The giant gummy python snake comes in at 8 feet long, 26 pounds, and 36,720 calories of goodness. L.A. Beast, I think you have found your next challenge. If you finish this gummy snake, you win the grand prize of diabetes.
Choose between cow, elephant, or gorilla shit that comes in 1 quart or 1 gallon sizes to send to someone through the mail as a gag gift. Got fired? Send your old boss a box of shit. Girlfriend broke up with you? Send her some gorilla shit. Your friend’s birthday? Shit him. Your grandma died? … Read more
These concept deer antler bicycle handlebars were designed by an artist named Taylor Simpson for a school project. If you are prone to either hitting people on your bike or flipping over your handlebars frequently, these might not be for you.
Always be prepared for a fight when your iPhone is in your pocket. That thief won’t know what’s coming when he attempts to steal your Magic The Gathering cards, there will 7 oz of cheap plastic flying his way, that is, if you can get your oddly shaped phone out of your pocket.
The table saw cake knife is sure to spice up your cake eating parties. Note to women: Please don’t use this on your phallic shaped cakes at your bachelorette parties, for the good of humanity… Instead just use your hands, or face…
If you like cooking, and you like frogs, then you will probably enjoy the frog head oven mitt. If you don’t like cooking or frogs, you probably won’t enjoy this product, and might want to move on to the next item.
This huge mustache brings a whole new meaning to the term mustache ride. The jumbo handlebar mustache is 16” long, and is sure to bring a distinguished look to any face that attempts to wear it.
Prevent those new puppies from slithering on by through those larger fences that they could potentially fit through. This concept is similar to when your dog has a large stick in it’s mouth and tries to run through the doorway, doesn’t work too well.