omadmin I’ve never seen why people play Russian roulette with real bullets when you could play with water balloons and have the same effect. You could even hire a petting zoo, and maybe a clown to go with it, you could really make a whole day of it. Each trigger pull tightens the grip of the … Read more
Show your friends who the true board game nerd is with the Giant Scrabble rug. All you need now are some giant velcro scrabble tiles and some immaturity and you got yourself a dirty rug you can hang on your wall. The rug measures 78” x 78” and is 100% nylon.
You lost your job, you lost your wife, you lost your house, your living on the streets, but at least you can scoop a few gallons out of a public toilet and throw it into your portable shower bladder and get a nice clean shower once a day. Now just shave that beard, dig up … Read more
The Sauna Boy personal humidifier is a 3 x 3 x 3 inch miniature humidifier that you can easily plug into any office computer or laptop and is sure to cure those winter time nose bleeds you get at the office. Plus Margaret the receptionist will think it’s SUPER CUTE!!!
The creepy boyfriend arm pillow is great for women who know they will never find love, for the women that own more than 2 cats, or for the creepy Asian man that can’t find his woman legs pillow (visual below).
The lonely man’s back shaver allows you to attack your own back hair from every possible angle while still receiving a close, smooth shave that you could eat dinner off of. No more embarassing trips to the massage parlour.
The wake-up light simulates the sunrise and gradually gets brighter and brighter as well as makes soothing sounds to wake you up. The light will also slowly dim the light and play soothing sounds when you are going to bed. I hope to someday look this happy when I wake up.
This resin based hand painted elephant lawn sprinkler is a great addition to spice up your garden or lawn. Passersby will certainly not notice your unmowed, dried up grass, your untrimmed trees and hedges, your gutters with trees growing in them, or that disgusting rusted scrap of metal you call a car sitting in your driveway.
Camping is great, but setting up a tent is probably the most hated and worst part of your life. The following are things I would rather do than set up a tent: Pass a kidney stone, file my taxes, unplug a toilet with my hand, eat the item that was clogging my toilet, get E. … Read more
Cool your beverage while its being sucked. The ice straw is a straw made of ice, which will probably stick to your lips. Also I can guarantee these will not make it out of the ice tray without breaking in half at some point.