omadmin If you are really lost, an ordinary compass will not save your life, you are as good as dead. Only an official battle tested military compass will save your life. What does battle tested mean? Oh not much, just shock tested, meaning they licked a battery and touched it to the compass and it still … Read more
I find the body of christ at church doesn’t fill me up enough, they only give you a tiny bit, and usually I’m still craving more Jesus by the tme I get home. The Jesus toaster imprints the face of Jesus on every piece of toast you make. Now you can eat the body of … Read more
Show your office workers your one bad-ass mother with the brass knuckle coffee mug. Having personally used this mug, I can attest, that people will literally tremble and/or cry as you walk past them carrying this coffee mug. This could be because you look like a vicious mafioso using your mug, or because you haven’t … Read more
Going out of town for the weekend and leaving the kids at home? Teenagers are crafty, resourceful humans, and when left with booze at home alone, it will be consumed and watered back down with water (sorry Mom). Luckily the stainless steel wine/liquor bottle combo lock will keep those little bastards out of your stash … Read more
This heavy duty stainless steel ace of spades bottle opener measures in at 2” x 3.25”, and is sure to be the perefect addition to your next poker game, even if it is just you sitting around a table with stuffed animals.
Whip out the Dark Side of the Moon, and get out your bag of… chips… The Star Theater home planetarium will project up to 10,000 stars, planets, and moons onto your walls and ceilings. The planetarium also includes a set of 3D glasses to help boost start those shroo… chips… Check out the Uncle Milton … Read more
There’s something quite satisfying about serving Juicy Lucy’s at your home BBQ event, I’m not sure if it’s the great tasting cheese filled burgers, or the fact that people that don’t know how to eat a Juicy Lucy bite right into it and usually scold their mouth, and/or eyes with squirting cheese. With the stuff-a-burger … Read more
The Oreo dunking spoon is a holder for your cookie so you can easily dunk it into your glass of milk without getting your sausage fingers full of sticky milk. No longer will you find yourself in a situation where you’re grasping onto your wet Oreo and it crumbles back into the glass of milk … Read more
If you are looking to save money and space on an aquarium, and make your fish feel cramped, depressed, claustrophobic, and suicidal… Look no further! The wall mounted aquarium bowl measures in at 10 whole inches in diameter, sure to make your fish rather jump to it’s own death, than bare another second of your face … Read more
The Darkfin gloves are flipper gloves that make your fingers webbed. The gloves increase your water surface area by 70% and are perfect for snorkeling, scuba diving, sufing, competitive swimming, or for people just learning how to swim. The webbed finger gloves are made from one piece of latex as to have no uncomfortable seams, … Read more