Infinity Tunnel Mirror Dining Table

Now you can trip balls while you eat spaghetti and meat balls with the Infinity Mirror Dining Table. The table is made from wood, has a brushed aluminum finish, and has a battery powered light that you can turn on and off to get the infinity effect. Just flip that switch on about 10-15 minutes … Read more

The Goonies Sloth Mask

Dress up as one of the nicest, kindest, most gentlest, yet hideously frighteningly, creepy, baby ruth loving monsters you have ever loved for your next halloween costume. Or if you’re into it, this could be your next roll playing costume with the lady… Or maybe she will wear it, whatever you’re into, I’m not here … Read more

Slit Wrist Bracelet

Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school.  After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more

Power Jumping Stilts

Jump 7 feet in the air, run at speeds up to 20mph, and experience your first broken bone with the Poweriser Power Jumping Stilts. Made with the highest quality of construction materials, the Power Jumping Stilts are great for exercise, competition, or just looking foolish in general.