Back Massaging Robot

Sometimes it’s hard to get a back massage. I mean no wants to touch your back when it’s constantly sweaty. I mean, why do you start sweating while you read? Plus, the amount of hair on your back alone could create a 12 pack of fake Pakistani novelty beards. Luckily, there’s a robot that doesn’t care what … Read more

Shock Ball Hot Potato

Shock Ball Hot Potato is a game you should most likely play while in a state of inebriation where you pass the ball back and forth in a group of people until a timer runs out and shocks whoever is left holding the shock ball. When playing in a group, be sure to constantly pass … Read more

Pixelated Oven Mitts

The pixel oven mitts are oven gloves that appear to be from some odd dimension where a mustachioed plumber runs around and hits bricks with his head. The 8-bit pixelated oven mitts assist you in picking up hot plates, bowls, platters, casseroles, and dishes, but unfortunately not chicks, you will first have to shave the neck … Read more

Butterfly Knife Style Pen

Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate way possible. Using the butterfly knife pen is similar to saying a catchphrase as you slowly put on your sunglasses, instead as you’re about to sign a document, you slowly take … Read more