Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow

Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more

Watermelon Knife

The watermelon knife is a knife that looks, feels, sounds, and smells just like a real watermelon and is great for cutting up watermelons, and terrible for cutting anything else. Now-a-days you can no longer use regular knives to cut your watermelon, or any fruit for that matter. Whatever you are cutting, you must have … Read more

Bedside Shelf

The bedside shelf is a handy little shelf that connects right to the side of your bed and acts as a shelf to hold your TV remote, your phone while it charges overnight, your keys? Why would someone need to put there keys next to their bed? The urban shelf can also hold your tablet, … Read more

Black Toilet Paper

Black toilet is a great addition to the renovation you have recently done to your bathroom to make it look more sleek, modern, and more sophisticated than gross, smelly, white toilet paper. Just think if your bathroom had a goth theme to it, where everything is black. You have a black faucet, a black shower, … Read more

Temporary Spider Tattoos

You’re a badass and we all know it, adding temporary spider tattoos to your neck just confirms it. Come halloween time, you will be a god to all the children in your neighborhood when they think you have spiders crawling up your neck, but little do they know, thy are just temporary tattoos, that will … Read more