omadmin Does your cat need a timeout? Put them into the cat straight jacket. The cat straight jacket is a bag that you stuff your cat into so that they can’t move, and as an added bonus you get a muzzle so that they can’t even see, smell, bite, or do anything… That’ll show ’em. In … Read more
The Neso tent is a sunshade that you can bring to the beach or park to provide shade for up to 4-5 people or 1-2 obese humans, and is completely stakeless, just fill up the 4 bags with sand, dirt, or something to way it down, stick the poles into the ground and you have … Read more
The Genius Mouse Ring Presenter is an updated version to its predecessors the Mouse Ring 1 and the Mouse Ring 2, and is an excellent way to give presentations without fumbling around holding onto a giant mouse. The mouse is meant to be worn on the inside of your index finger and used with your … Read more
The giant chess board is played on a huge 10 foot x 10 foot mat, and is great for playing out in the yard and schooling your stupid ugly children in chess. Show your 6 year old who’s smarter while you castle, pin, and checkmate your way above them and leave them crying in the … Read more
If you’ve been waiting for the day where you can have your own personal robot that follows you around at home doing everything, and we mean everything you ask of it, that day has arrived… Keecker is a creepy little robot that looks eerily similar to something out of Portal that follows you around and will … Read more
The Komono is a sleek modern looking hand watch that only has one hand to tell the time with, and unless you’re an idiot seems like a brilliant way to open and free up space on the face of the watch, and I’m actually surprised more watches don’t adapt this delicious design. Stop being a … Read more
The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your wooden iPhone case, plus it’s another piece of clothing similar to the wooden bow tie that you can add to your hipster arsenal. Finally you can stop sifting through your grandpa’s … Read more
The katana bookends make it look like you have a katana sword stabbing through your books to hold them up, and will make you the coolest kid in chess club. The bookends have a hidden bracket on the inside of the last book on each end that connects to the sword with a magical new … Read more
The guitar spatula is a cooking spatula that is shaped just like a guitar, except for the part where it’s bent at the bottom. What kind of rocker doesn’t enjoy a freshly cooked grilled cheese sandwich, and what better way to prepare it then with the tool of your trade. If you’ve ever mentioned to … Read more
The microfiber blind duster is a device that lets you quickly and easily dust and clean your blinds without having to slave away for hours getting the nasty grime out of them that you have acquired over the years of meth smoke clouding up your house. The three prongs on the device let you clamp … Read more