Known as the largest and most expensive Swiss Army Knife money can buy, the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant comes with a whopping 141 functions that are unfolded from its massive 12 inch long body of utensils. Fully equipped with a toe-nail clipper, mineral crystal magnifier, a laser pointer, a flashlight, a compass, a … Read more
From the maker of the even creepier Dentures Bracelet, comes the Dentures Compact which is a makeup compact that was inspired by actual dentures and is a perfect way to look at yourself in the mirror if you consider yourself a grade-A weirdo. As you powder your nose, or check for bats in the cave, … Read more
In the line of useless things you can buy in this world, the possibilities are endless, so why not throw one more product into the mix. In walk the USB powered humping dog, whose sole purpose is to hump and does not even serve as a flash drive or storage device of any sort. The humping … Read more
The serial killer playing cards feature a different serial killer on each card and tells you facts about them including their birth date, date of death, where they were from etc, and you will probably spend more time reading the cards than actually playing poker. If you are into poker games that take 10 minutes per hand due to … Read more
Designed by American fashion designer Jeremy Scott, these creepy hands over eyes glasses are about as useful as a hipster with an empty set of frames. By wearing these “glasses” you will be offered no UV protection from the sun, no corrective lenses, plus you get to look like a complete loon, although it will … Read more
Does your cat need a timeout? Put them into the cat straight jacket. The cat straight jacket is a bag that you stuff your cat into so that they can’t move, and as an added bonus you get a muzzle so that they can’t even see, smell, bite, or do anything… That’ll show ’em. In … Read more
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger products on the market is astounding, such as the cheeseburger socks, cheeseburger wrapping paper, or the cheeseburger earmuffs. When Americans aren’t … Read more
Oscar Mayer has released an iPhone app that will act as an alarm clock with sizzling bacon noises as your wake up call, but a lucky few will be able to use the app with a device that connects to your phone that emits sweet smells of freshly cooked bacon, so that you can literally … Read more
The creepy hand iPhone case is a case that has a weirdly realistic hand on the back of it and is obviously from Japan. Great for holding hands with when you’re lonely or stroking against your face when feeling frisky, the hand iPhone case is one of the oddest things we’ve seen yet, and well, … Read more
The Hana Nose iPhone Case is a case for your iPhone that has a giant nose on the back of it, and is not only a great piece of art, but it can act as a way to grip your phone without having to hold on to it, just stick your fingers into the nostrils … Read more