YuYu: A Snuggly Hot Water Bottle That Wraps Around You To Keep You Warm

There’s something about the warmness and fluidity of water that makes us want to rub it on ourselves, lay in it, and surround our bodies with it. Which is probably why water beds became so popular in the 80s-90s. But then they started popping and people became acutely aware of how bad of an idea … Read more

Grow The F*ck Up: A Book That Teaches You How To Be An Adult

Growing up is hard work, you have to get a job, pay your bills, get student loans, buy a house, pay your mortgage, mow your lawn, fix your car, get married, make sweet love to your wife, and then you die. There’s a lot to figure out in the middle there, and this book tells … Read more

Big Mouth Whale iPhone Case Turns Phone Into Cute Whale With a Pocket

This big mouth whale iPhone case is a rubber iPhone case that not only protects your phone from drops, bumps, scrapes, and scratches, but also turns your phone into a cute little doe-eyed whale. Compatible with the iPhone 6s and 6s Plus models, the whale iPhone case even has a mouth that spans the width … Read more

Mag Stickers Are Magnetic Strips To Hang Your Knives From Your Cabinet

Mag Stickers are an innovative new way to store the knives in your kitchen. Made from magnetic vinyl these knife magnets attach to your cabinet, or really anything in your kitchen and allow you to stick your knives to them as a unique way of storing them for easy and quick access. Not only does … Read more

Toilet Yoga Book

Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble getting the goods out of your bum. With my 3 defecations a day I don’t need such a book, but it might come in handy for girls who never poop, for … Read more

Star Wars Darth Vader Silicone Oven Mitt

Looking like it came straight out of a Wallace and Gromit movie, this Darth Vader oven mitt will protect your hands from the treacherous voids of space, battles to the death, plus it will protect your hand from getting a nasty blister from gripping your light saber too tightly… Well, no not really, the most … Read more

Ball Shaped Umbrella Hanger

There’s nothing worse than getting to your destination after a treacherous rainstorm and throwing your umbrella onto the floor and leaving a sloshy mess along with picking up a dirty umbrella full of floor dirt when you’re ready to leave. It’s much more proper to hang your umbrella up, this way the water drips straight … Read more