Made of high quality cold cast resin, the vampire wine holder is sure to bring the attention away from your horendously dirty kitchen counter, just make sure you only let it hold red wine, or else (insert bad vampire joke here). The wine holder is hand painted and polished most likely by an 8 year old … Read more
Repurpose an old vintage wine barrel into a rain retainer to water your garden with. Collect water with each new rainfall and eventually you can attach any standard hose to the nozzle at the bottom of the barrel, or just fill up a bucket and water your garden. The barrel can also be used to … Read more
Going out of town for the weekend and leaving the kids at home? Teenagers are crafty, resourceful humans, and when left with booze at home alone, it will be consumed and watered back down with water (sorry Mom). Luckily the stainless steel wine/liquor bottle combo lock will keep those little bastards out of your stash … Read more
The Couch Arm Wrap is a wooden wrap that you can set over your couch’s arm to use it as a table to set a drink onto, hold a plate of food, or set your laptop onto when you don’t have a coffee table or side table next to your couch. No longer will you … Read more
This wine glass holder necklace is great for when you want to drink wine, but don’t want to look like a wine snob. I mean, who has time to hold your wine glass when one hand is waxing your mustache and the other hand is adjusting your monocle?
The magic rope wine holder is the perfect gift for that cowboy/cowgirl friend you know. But in reality what cowboy drinks wine? I’m pretty sure the true cowboys out there are drinking whiskey made in a dirty bathtub, not wine from the vineyards of Spain.
A hidden booze bladder inside a sports bra. The only downside is the more you drink, the smaller your boobs get.