These Naughty Outlet Covers and Light Switches Are Perfect For Houses With No Kids

This naughty outlet cover decal makes your outlet cover look like two faces having sexual relations with each other in a position that a canine would be fond of. No longer will your outlets look like a couple of surprised heads floating there doing nothing but looking shocked (no pun intended), now they can fulfill … Read more

This Walking Sleeping Bag Onesie Lets You Walk Around While Wearing It

There are two kinds of people in this world, there are those that love camping and sleeping on the ground, and there are those that just hate it! Those that hate camping in tents, may enjoy one of these tent cots that keep you from sleeping on the cold hard ground. But for those willing … Read more

This Keepsake Lets You Seal and Frame Your Newborns First Poopy Diaper

We keep trimmings from our child’s first haircut, their first outfit and bracelet worn home from the hospital, and plenty more. But what about your child’s first poopy diaper? Well, this company has taken it upon themselves to create a sealed keepsake so that you can hang your newborns first sludgy black poop session right … Read more

These Toenail Stockings Come With Pre-Painted Toenails For The Lazy

Japan is at it again with their weirdness, and this time around they’re on your feet! These stockings are made with pre-painted toenails, so that if you’re too lazy to actually paint your toenails and you’re going to be wearing open-toed shoes, you can just slip on these stockings to instantly give yourself painted toenails. … Read more

Twerking Santa

Santa is certainly known to be a wholesome, jolly, honorable man that brings joy to billions once a year, but what happens when Santa gets a little eggnog in his system with just a little too much booze in it? He of course likes to get out to the club and twerk the night away. … Read more

Beer Mug Socks Are Now a Thing, and They Even Have a 3D Handle

I got on board with the chicken leg socks, the snack bag socks, and of course the shark bite socks. But I don’t think I’ve ever been more on board with a new up and coming trend than these 3D beer mug socks. They’re shin-high socks that are made to look like you have filled beer … Read more

Michelangelo’s David Dirty Light Switch Plate

This light switch plate has a design of Michelangelo’s David on it which has the hole for the light switch positioned ever so perfectly so that you are turning David on and off, not the light, it’s almost like someone planned it that way. If you have ever seen the actual David statue, this light switch … Read more

There’s Now A Tote Bag That Looks Just Like An Office Binder Clip, For Extreme Office Nerds

The clip bag is a purse or hand bag that looks just like a black metal binder clip from your office. Designed by Seattle based designer Peter Bristol, the clip bag is made from wool felt and aluminum tubing and is perfect for any office hermit or paper clip loving individual (I’m sure there’s some sort … Read more

These ‘Shittens’ Are Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes That Cover Your Entire Hand

There are certain times when changing a babies diaper where you need 1 baby wipe, and there are other times where you need about 3 packages. For those extra messy diapers, you may want to check out Shittens! Shittens are disposable baby wipes in mitten form, so you can just slip one on over your … Read more