You’re in a wedding and you’re walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do you open it? Luckily you’re wearing your bottle opener cuff links, just pop that baby open, tip that bottom up and drift away into a blissful numbness until this dreadful wedding … Read more
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will you forget who’s drink is whose, just write your name on it, go to the bathroom, and creeper guys will know exactly what cup to roofie, so in a way the … Read more
Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be a great prank to use for a groom taking off his brides garter, assuming the bride is not already overweight then that would just be cruel.