“Defeat the drizzle with a little sizzle”, is just one of many stupid puns you could use while describing an umbrella shaped like a chili pepper, but I’ll do you a favor and spare you those. Perfect for chili pepper lovers, people who love cooking, or people who just can’t stand being in public with … Read more
One of the worst things in the world is carrying around a giant umbrella when it’s not raining. With the massive size that spans roughly 3 feet long, there’s literally nowhere to put it besides just throwing it in the trash and buying a new umbrella off some street merchant every time you find yourself … Read more
The Kisha is a smart umbrella that contains a chip inside of it, which once you sync it to an app on your phone, will notify you if you leave it behind somewhere. The chip in the umbrella contains a beacon that connects to your phone, once you walk away from your umbrella and the … Read more
The Lettuce Umbrella or Vegetabrella is a fully functioning umbrella that looks just like a head of romaine lettuce. Obviously made in Japan, the lettuce umbrella is designed with wrinkled green fabric to look like the lettuce, along with a brown handle that serves as the stalk of the lettuce. Perfect for vegetarians, vegans, or someone … Read more
The London map umbrella is an umbrella with a map of London printed on the inside of it, so that once you get caught in the rain (and you will), and once you get lost (and you will), you will have the two things you need combined into one. Just open up the umbrella, protect … Read more
The MOMA Sky Umbrella is a designer umbrella that has a graphic of a blue sky on the inside of it so that you can cheer yourself up on a rainy day and try not to think about murdering children all day like you usually do. Designed by legendary graphic designer Tibor Kalman and Emanuela … Read more
The sword handle umbrella is an umbrella that has a samurai sword handle in place of the regular, terrible, ugly, smelly handle that umbrellas usually have. Now once you see a storm coming in, or start to feel rain drops on your brow, you can unleash your sword that is packed away on your belt, … Read more
I’m not sure what the fascination is with guns and umbrellas, but this umbrella uses the end of a rifle to use as a hand grip, and once again, if you are walking down the street with this you can expect to be tased, beaten, and called a terrorist by the first police officer that … Read more
The squirt gun umbrella is a concept designed by London based designer Alex Woolley, and is an umbrella that has a reservoir on the top of it that collects water and funnels it down to the squirt gun handle of the umbrella. You can then squirt all the people that don’t have umbrellas with them, … Read more
Sit outdoors on the patio and charge your tablet, smartphone, laptop, etc. using a solar panel on the top of the umbrella. An attached backup battery ensures you’ll have power even in overcast weather. Now you have no excuse to not have a screen in front of your fat sweaty face at all times, even … Read more