Shaped like an old NES controller, this pool float was made for the greasiest of nerds who would like to crawl out from the dimly lit room where they just got done with a 48 hour session of World of Warcraft, and show their face to society for a short time by relaxing in the … Read more
The ‘Big Bobber’ is a beer cooler that is essentially a giant fishing bobber. The cooler flips open in the middle to reveal the delicious beer inside. Plus the bet part is, it floats so you can attach it to your tube while your floating down a river, while your lounging in a pool, or … Read more
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that is assuming you bathtub is around the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Measuring a massive 6 feet tall, the giant inflatable rubber duck will probably bring amusement by just trying … Read more
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea for that zombie loving girl in your family, or that creepy overweight uncle that … Read more
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and is great for letting your dog lounge around the pool with you, or your cat if you can somehow get him near water. No longer will your dog need to stay … Read more
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bumper boat doesn’t collide with your boat, because the way your fat … Read more
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these rings to say afloat, just as long as you acknowledge that your mother is fat. Now that we are past that… The blow up ring toss game is great for having … Read more
Pool Pong is an inflatable floating beer pong table that you can use in the pool. The inflatable beer pong table is 6 feet long and 2 feet wide, comes with 2 cup racks, and has seperate cup holders for your mixed drinks or water cups (although, I’m not sure why you would need a … Read more
If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing walls for every kind of pool, and if you fall, you just fall right into the water. The AquaClimb pool rock climbing wall is made of a transparent climbing surface, with … Read more
Reaching up to 100 feet of distance from the base, and withstanding depths of up to 3 feet, this battery operated floating pool speaker will pump your jam using any mp3 player, phone, tablet, or laptop… Just don’t turn it too loud, your neighbors may call the police when they see a grown man swimming … Read more