Want to float around in a lake but don’t feel like being seen by everyone? This camouflage lake float will surely do the trick. Able to secretly hold up to 4 people while you lounge, have a few cocktails, and maybe shoot down a few geese with the shotgun your brought onbaord while you relax … Read more
Wouldn’t you rather float on a hot babe’s torso instead of some boring old pool float? Well lucky you, this pool float is indeed shaped just like a hot babe’s torso, albeit, a very giant babe, which if she were real, she would probably measure around 10-12 feet tall. Best of all? Her breastal-area can … Read more
You’ve seen the slice of pizza pool float that consists of 1 slice of pizza. But who in their right-mind wouldn’t want the rest of the pizza? This pizza pool float gives you a total of 8 pizza slice pool floats that you can connect together to create an entire delicious pizza to float on … Read more
This pool inner-tube is just like any standard pool tube except for the fact that it glows in the dark. Perfect for attracting all of the mosquitoes to your moist and pale-skinned body, the glow in the dark pool tube will charge throughout the day using the sun or any type of lighting source, and … Read more
And here I thougth the giant rubber ducky we posted a while back was considered a big pool float. Little did I know there was a giant flamingo float that measures 11 feet tall and 12 feet long from end to end! Surely going to make you king of the pool, this massive pool float … Read more
These webbed finger swimming fins slip over your fingers and essentially give you webbed fingers so you can swim a whole lot faster and easier. Perfect for scuba diving, snorkeling, surfing, competitive swimming, or just for people learning to swim, the webbed fingers swimming fins are similar to the webbed finger gloves that we’ve featured … Read more
What’s the point of having a pool if you’re not going to light it up and make it look luxurious at night? These drifting lamps will randomly drift and float through your pool and vividly illuminate the water and bottom lining of the pool, and are perfect for having a backyard pool party at night. … Read more
Similar to the Coolest Cooler and most likely a source of inspiration, the Tubular Tube is a floating water tube that allows you to lounge and float like a boss with a bunch of cool features. The Tubular Tube is a tube that’s meant for partying and living the lavish lifestyle of a boss, with … Read more
The sea window is essentially a pool float that has a window in the middle of it so that you can look down and see what’s under you, and is perfect for kids or old grannies who don’t want to actually get their hair wet, don’t know how to snorkel, or are too afraid of … Read more
This floating Island is an inflatable lounge that could easily fit multiple people, but lets be honest, you’re the only that’s going to be enjoying it because of 1 of 2 reasons. Either you’re a bastard who wants everything to yourself even though more people could easily fit on it with room to spare, or … Read more