I think the worst part about making water balloons is when you tie the end of it and your finger gets stuck in the knot and it turns a funky purple color, at which point you’re probably better off cutting off your finger than dealing with the pain and the pressure building in the tip … Read more
The Game Boy towel is a beach towel that looks just like a game boy, except for the fact that it says Beach Boy on it. Inspired by the original Game Boy gaming system the Beach Boy towel is sure to make all the girls at the beach do as they always do, ignore you. … Read more
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around town? If you censored women’s nipples with a picture of a man’s nipple would it be ok to be shown on television? What are the purpose of men’s nipples? These are … Read more
The Anywhere Fridge is a mobile refrigerator that is powered using solar panels, fully collapsible to haul around anywhere, and completely weather resistant. Perfect for picnics at the park to keep your food fresh, keeping your brewskies chilled while listening to crunchy tunes at a music festival, or maybe you just can’t go 10 minutes … Read more
The Breezy Beach Reclinder by Frontgate is made from a breathable and quick drying dura-mesh that will surely cure that disgusting sweaty ass of yours in no time. Sure to cure swass, swalls, swagina, and sweaty nether-regions of all kinds, the breezy beach chair is perfect for a hot day on the beach where you’d … Read more
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else you can find inside there and showcase them on the canvas of a swimsuit. Even though they went a few layers too deep for our liking, you can’t argue that it isn’t unique and won’t … Read more
The Neso tent is a sunshade that you can bring to the beach or park to provide shade for up to 4-5 people or 1-2 obese humans, and is completely stakeless, just fill up the 4 bags with sand, dirt, or something to way it down, stick the poles into the ground and you have … Read more
The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to carry and store, the giant tack beach chairs are stackable with other tack chairs using the giant hole in the middle, and easy to pull out of the sand using the … Read more
It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your shower or after a day at the beach. Personally I use money to blow my nose, and wipe my ass, just because I can, but there is just something about feeling … Read more
Why are scientists still busying themselves curing cancer, curing aids, and creating seedless watermelons, when there are mosquitoes pestering everyone worldwide. The mosquito repellent incense sticks are bamboo sticks infused with citronella lemongrass, and rosemary, which is basically everything that mosquitoes hate. To use the mosquito repellent sticks, just light up a few of them around you … Read more