Bike safety is important. Cars need to see where you are, and what better way to signal to them that you’re on the road then a swinging pair of light-up balls hanging from your bike’s seat. Not only are the ‘Bike Balls’, as so they’re called, scrotally awesome, but the light-up testicles boost your visibility … Read more
This wine glass is made to be upside down so that the wine is stored in what would normally be the top of the body of the wine glass, and you drink out of the base of the glass. Perfect for all of those wacky and zany goofster and gafsters looking to pull a prank, … Read more
Japan is back at it again. I think they are just in a constant grind of trying to figure out the weirdest products they can bring to market. If it’s not an upskirt umbrella that makes it look like you’re looking up a girls skirt, a hand that holds your head up at your desk, … Read more
Paper airplanes are great and all, but taking 30 seconds out of my day to make one isn’t likely to happen. Well luckily this guy pre-folds and makes paper airplanes for you so you don’t have to. In fact he makes them in bulk, so if you were by chance in need of 100, 200, … Read more
This coffee mug has an image of the artist Vincent Van Gogh on it that changes whenever you put hot liquid inside of it. By default Van Gogh’s ear is on and attached as it normally would be, but once you pour in the hot water or coffee, his ear slowly starts to get covered … Read more
Valentine’s Day is coming. What have you gotten your girlfriend? Flowers? Bad choice! They will be in the garbage within 24 hours? A card? Even more useless, she will read it, laugh, and probably throw it in the garbage within 5 minutes of you leaving the room. Dinner reservations? That’s a start. Most years I … Read more
Sometimes it’s nice to have a real quality product that you know is going to help you, like when a Chapstick container tells you all sorts of healing mechanisms like skin protection, sunscreen protection, how it’s going to help moisten your dry lips, and so on… And then there’s products like these that say Unicorn … Read more
The Windex phone case is an iPhone 6 case that looks just like a spray bottle of window cleaner. Moschino, a fashion design company that creates extremely unique, weird, and at times quite flamboyant clothing and accessories, their new 2016 clothing line took a theme of construction and car wash related items, and with each … Read more
There’s nothing more romantic than when a man and a woman are about to join arms in coitus, when the female asks the male if he has any sort of protection, and the alpha male rips out a giant condom that reads ‘Your Ticket To Poundtown’ and then proceeds to yell ‘ALL ABOARD!’. The Your … Read more
There’s nothing quite like sticking your feet into the soft loving embrace of a stump of wood. Just think of how warm your feet will be once they slide inside the barky rough goodnesss of these old wooden stumps. Perfect to wear alongside your roommate or significant other that’s wearing the bear feet slippers so … Read more