The remote controlled floating drink holder is a device that you can put in your pool to hold your drinks that you can control with a remote control, plus the center of the float can hold a snack for you. No longer will your ice cold beer freeze your hand off while you’re soaking in … Read more
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that is assuming you bathtub is around the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Measuring a massive 6 feet tall, the giant inflatable rubber duck will probably bring amusement by just trying … Read more
The Giant Soccer Ball is a massive blow up futbol that spans 6 feet in diameter, and if you can’t have fun with a giant ball in your life, your life is not worth living. Perfect for hurling at small ugly children, jumping off your roof onto, rolling down a steep hill into traffic, or bringing to … Read more
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else you can find inside there and showcase them on the canvas of a swimsuit. Even though they went a few layers too deep for our liking, you can’t argue that it isn’t unique and won’t … Read more
The Dog Pool Float is a floatation device constructued specifically for dogs in that it is made with heavy duty, scratch resistant material, and is great for letting your dog lounge around the pool with you, or your cat if you can somehow get him near water. No longer will your dog need to stay … Read more
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bumper boat doesn’t collide with your boat, because the way your fat … Read more
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these rings to say afloat, just as long as you acknowledge that your mother is fat. Now that we are past that… The blow up ring toss game is great for having … Read more
If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing walls for every kind of pool, and if you fall, you just fall right into the water. The AquaClimb pool rock climbing wall is made of a transparent climbing surface, with … Read more
Reaching up to 100 feet of distance from the base, and withstanding depths of up to 3 feet, this battery operated floating pool speaker will pump your jam using any mp3 player, phone, tablet, or laptop… Just don’t turn it too loud, your neighbors may call the police when they see a grown man swimming … Read more