Want to float around in a lake but don’t feel like being seen by everyone? This camouflage lake float will surely do the trick. Able to secretly hold up to 4 people while you lounge, have a few cocktails, and maybe shoot down a few geese with the shotgun your brought onbaord while you relax … Read more
Wouldn’t you rather float on a hot babe’s torso instead of some boring old pool float? Well lucky you, this pool float is indeed shaped just like a hot babe’s torso, albeit, a very giant babe, which if she were real, she would probably measure around 10-12 feet tall. Best of all? Her breastal-area can … Read more
You’ve seen the slice of pizza pool float that consists of 1 slice of pizza. But who in their right-mind wouldn’t want the rest of the pizza? This pizza pool float gives you a total of 8 pizza slice pool floats that you can connect together to create an entire delicious pizza to float on … Read more
This pool inner-tube is just like any standard pool tube except for the fact that it glows in the dark. Perfect for attracting all of the mosquitoes to your moist and pale-skinned body, the glow in the dark pool tube will charge throughout the day using the sun or any type of lighting source, and … Read more
And here I thougth the giant rubber ducky we posted a while back was considered a big pool float. Little did I know there was a giant flamingo float that measures 11 feet tall and 12 feet long from end to end! Surely going to make you king of the pool, this massive pool float … Read more
Similar to the Coolest Cooler and most likely a source of inspiration, the Tubular Tube is a floating water tube that allows you to lounge and float like a boss with a bunch of cool features. The Tubular Tube is a tube that’s meant for partying and living the lavish lifestyle of a boss, with … Read more
The AquaDuel is an inflatable water based Gladiator-like duel game that you can play in a pool or on a lake to try to push the other person into the water. Once you have beaten everyone you will become king and make all the peasants that have lost to you do thy bidding by getting … Read more
This floating Island is an inflatable lounge that could easily fit multiple people, but lets be honest, you’re the only that’s going to be enjoying it because of 1 of 2 reasons. Either you’re a bastard who wants everything to yourself even though more people could easily fit on it with room to spare, or … Read more
The ‘Big Bobber’ is a beer cooler that is essentially a giant fishing bobber. The cooler flips open in the middle to reveal the delicious beer inside. Plus the bet part is, it floats so you can attach it to your tube while your floating down a river, while your lounging in a pool, or … Read more
On today’s edition of ‘ Because Why Not‘, we have the pizza slice pool float, because why float on a regular rectangular shaped pool floaty when you can be floating on top of a slice of pizza. Simply lie down on the cheesy goodness of the pizza and use the crust as a head rest. … Read more