The bloody hand glass is a pint glass that has a graphic of a bloody hand on it, and is perfect for people to use at the Halloween party you are throwing this year, assuming more people show up than your Mother and your Grandmother. No longer will you have to drink from a glass … Read more
The pimp grillz baby pacifier is a baby pacifier that will make your baby look like he/she has grillz on their teeth similar to a pimp or gangsta circa 1996 or in current times known simply as the common douche. Perfect for a new parent, an expecting couple, a baby shower gift, or for your … Read more
The shark toilet flush handle is a toilet handle that’s shaped just like a shark, and the question you should be asking yourself is not “Why?”, you should be asking yourself “Why Not?”. Why wouldn’t you want a flusher shaped like a shark? Is there anyone in this world who would prefer a toilet flush … Read more
The Doodle Duvet is a is a duvet that you can draw on using special markers that can easily be cleaned simply by throwing it though the wash. Perfect for kids looking to express their artistict abilites on their bed rather than on the wall, men looking to draw boobs on themselves as they are laying under … Read more
There comes a time in certain circumstances where you need to open your beer with whatever tools you have around you, and if that tool is your baby is completely up to you. The pacifier bottle opener is a bottle opener that looks just like a babies pacifier but is actually not meant to be used … Read more
The giant solar balloon is a long snake like balloon that you can fill with air and when you sit it out in the sun on a hot day, the air inside the balloon will heat up and make the balloon float. Perfect for science experiments, kite enthusiasts, or those just looking for something awesome … Read more
The giant rubber ducky is an inflatable toy that you can use in the pool, out on the lake, or in the bathtub, that is assuming you bathtub is around the size of an Olympic swimming pool. Measuring a massive 6 feet tall, the giant inflatable rubber duck will probably bring amusement by just trying … Read more
I think the worst part about making water balloons is when you tie the end of it and your finger gets stuck in the knot and it turns a funky purple color, at which point you’re probably better off cutting off your finger than dealing with the pain and the pressure building in the tip … Read more
The Kid Lid is a board that you can slide over your laptop’s keyboard so that when your children use your computer it will protect it from their savage abusive ways. No longer will you have to worry about your kid’s sticky fingers getting in the crevices of your keyboard, no more worries about your … Read more
The SaddleBaby is a hands free shoulder carrier for your child and will give you both of your hands free to talk on the phone, widdle a stick, walk the dogs, etc. No longer will you have to worry about where you child is, nor will you need that retractable leash attached to their backpack … Read more