Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches at daycare who takes care of business and tells that nanny when nap time is, let the rest of the babies know where to get your black market mid-afternoon snacks that … Read more
The micro solar car is a miniature solar powered car that has a solar panel that covers the entire roof of the car and powers the car when placed under direct sunlight or shined with a bright flashlight. The car will continue to run as long as it is in direct light, once it reaches … Read more
The Neso tent is a sunshade that you can bring to the beach or park to provide shade for up to 4-5 people or 1-2 obese humans, and is completely stakeless, just fill up the 4 bags with sand, dirt, or something to way it down, stick the poles into the ground and you have … Read more
You’ve seen the big head squirrel feeder, you’ve seen the creepy horse head mask, why not mix the two together to make squirrels look even dumber than they already do. The horse head squirrel feeder is made for you to put food inside of it and hang it off of a branch close to the … Read more
The Piggyback rider is a harness that you strap on to your back so that it’s easier for you to give your fat child a piggy back. Your son is too lazy to walk, you’ve fed him too many cheeseburgers, why would he ever walk anywhere knowing that you have a harness attached to your … Read more
A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they will create an artistic representation of your unborn baby. All of your nightmares can finally come true. Now when you go to sleep at night you can have a baby fetus … Read more
Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you’re certainly not going to want to be holding a bottle to their face when you could be napping, playing video games, or eating cocktail weiners. Just throw your ugly child into the … Read more
The baby pacifier thermometer is a baby pacifier that you can use to take your babies temperature. Is your baby crying for no reason? Have you tried feeding your baby? If not you should try that first. Your baby is still crying? Have you tried sticking an object up their butt to take their temperature? … Read more
The polar bear drain stopper is a creative drain plug that is a polar bear on an ice floe that floats on top of the water in your bathtub, and is an ironic way of letting the world know you care about the polar bears by slipping into your nice toasty bath water that was … Read more
The input/output baby onsie lets you, your guests and your baby know what holes are for what. The mouth takes in the food, and the butt explodes in an output of toxic gases and dark fluids that once belonged in a boob. You’ve had a baby, and your life is now terrible, there is nothing … Read more